-The girl's name is Ari, as that would have to be one of the most overused names in fanfiction. Variations of this name are also completely unacceptable.
(Nothing against the name, it's really a nice name, but I've probably seen it at least five times in Niall fanfics alone)
-The process of describing her shower will take longer than her first date.
-She thinks she is ugly but everyone else thinks she is beautiful wow plot twist.
-Her hair falls in soft golden waves and god forbid it do otherwise.
-Her hair is always in a messy bun. Unless she's clubbing. Then it goes into a dishevelled topknot.
-She cannot just 'put' on mascara. She has to swipe it on.
-She is really poor or really rich with either one or no parents. Yet either way she still manages to own the entire PINK range.
-What if I told you that if she has three hours to get ready to go clubbing you don't literally have to take three hours describing her shower to me ok I get it.
-Harry's eyes are called orbs, Niall's are called pools, Zayn's are called amber jewels, and Louis' are deep blue green pools of orbness.
Liam is the only one of the five to have been blessed with eyes, and they are not brown, they are rich and chocolatey.
-She is super skinny, although she practically never exercises, has pizza delivered to her door, spends whole days on the couch with a bucket of Ben & Jerry's, can't name the last time she ate a vegetable and probably would hesitate when asked the colour of an orange.
-If they don't sell it at Starbucks, she don't drink it.
-She always gets a caramel frappuccino or a pumpkin spice latte #whitegirl
-She drank a glass of water. Said no fanfiction ever.
-She goes clubbing, gets drunk, and wakes up next to one of the boys. Bonus points if there's a love triangle going on. Or hexagon.
-Louis is obsessed with carrots and Harry is a player and Zayn is vain and Liam is a forty year old trapped in an adolescent male's body and Niall is always hungry.
-She has never heard of One Direction before. Or if she has, she has to squint at them for a minute with her blue pools when she meets them until she recognises them.
-Her friends are called Stephanie and Lexie and they are huge directioners and they take her to a concert and despite the fact that there are about a billion other girls at the concert Harry Styles sees her and falls in love with her.
-Niall doesn't wear hoodies. He wears Jack Wills hoodies. Gosh.
-Her wardrobe is made up of five different components: sweats, crop tops, baggy jumpers, yoga pants, and high waisted shorts. Oh and she always wears heels, peasants.
-Ari walks out of Starbucks with her caramel frappuccino and trips over her high heels and spills her drink all over a boy with blue pools and she has to squint at him with her blue pools until her blue pools recognise these blue pools as belonging to Niall Horan then her blue pools notice she has practically drenched Niall's Jack Wills hoodie in frappuccino and then Niall says wow pritty laydee wanna go on a date wiv me and Ari tugs on the hem of her PINK cropped top and flutters her swiped on mascara eyelashes and says yay let's have babies and they all live happily ever after messy buns and all.
There I just wrote a fanfic.
