-"I could see the large bulge of his excited junior, then he pulled down his jeans to reveal his lengthening member. I reached out to grasp his pulsating staff-"
It's a penis whichever way you look at it ok it doesn't need twenty different names.
but where do you get all these words i'm genuinely curious
if anyone even thinks about commenting 'the dicktionary' i will slap you
-"You're so wet for me, baby."
"Yeah, I'm so wet I could run a marathon and still be hydrated."
(i saw this exact line the other day in a story very similar to 'after' and i laughed so hard i cried)
- Ari carries a knife around in her bra to protect her from the rapists.
-Three pages of showering but not once does she shave her legs sorry but it's a no from me
-The grammar nazis in the comments who think it's necessary to correct someone's grammar even if someone has already done it like you don't need six comments saying "*you're"
- All of One Direction are convicted rapists but somehow the fans have no idea.
- Ari walks in on the boys performing some vampire ritual on her best friend.
-All the high school bullies have really bad insults.
"HEY BUTTFACE DORK LOSER!"
"Please leave me alo-"
"YOUR MOM"
- Apparently the boys wear their own merchandise. All the time
- The story is really good but it's ruined by the fact that the characters and school teachers have really weird surnames like Watermelondre or Kentuckyfriedchickenisha
i've given up on this fandom
- Harry owns one pair of jeans and wears them everyday even for summer k that's disgusting
-The sentence "we're just friends" is probably one of the most annoying and overused sentences in fanfiction ok we all know the reason we are reading this is because you are going to fall helplessly in love with each other just friends my ass
-HARRY STYLES IS NOT A VIRGIN OK I JUST
-Authors who make sequels to their stories that have no reason to be continued and absolutely nothing happens whatsoever
-Ari has no experience with men at all but as soon as she's alone with another guy she turns into a stripper I mean what
- She hasn't been to school for the entire story because apparently the summer holidays last for three and a half years
