-"just promise me you won't fall in love with me."
*ari is in love with him by chapter two*
-"niall's milky skin"
why is it milky like does he have milk on him why does he have milk on him
stop chuckling to urself u pervert
-"ari!!!1!1!1!" yelled my mom. "ur uncle simon is here!!!1!1!!1!"
"why is my uncle here??1?1" i asked in a curious tone.
"hes adopting u so go get ur stuff!!!11"
"but mom i dont own anything you spent all our money on alcohol remember???1?"
"get the fuck out of my house bitch." she yelled back.
i sighed, but then grabbed the only thing i owned, my iphone 5s, and trudged out the door, then gasped at who stood before me.
iT wAS tHe rEAl sIMoN COwElL!?;&@-$:?/&@--!-?&:@.
-"the great swirls of ink on his chest."
"the designs permanently inked on his skin."
"pictures etched into his flesh."
ITS A TATTOO ITS A FUCKING TATTOO SHUT UP SHUT UPS HTOS PD
-'herry styles is...my stepbrother?!?!!?!?!!?!!2!!2?!1?)69!1?1!!172?1'
wow i love book titles on wattpad
-one direction is running from a herd of aggressive fangirls and then all of a sudden they see ari and all fall in love with her so they invite her back to their apartment
-*ari and liam are having sex while her parents are downstairs*
*ari and louis are having sex while her parents are down the hall*
*ari and niall are having sex while her parents are in the next room*
*ari and zayn are having sex while her parents are sleeping in the bunk below them*
*ari and harry are having sex in the same bed as her sleeping parents*
ari: do you think they can hear us?
-"i am bullied at school by zane malick and his gang of thugs '1d1r3ct10n' so i decided to put on a wig and pretend to be a new student at school and now i am dating zane and btw im pregnant what will happen with our love when he finds out its really me read on to find out"
i CANT BREATHE
-ari's abusive dad runs into her at starbucks and demands to adopt her right away even though he hasn't seen her for 15 years
-fanfic relatable post #1
when harry styles kills ur family and set ur house on fire *blushing emoji*
#myovaries
