-They use text slang in everyday conversation. Has nobody realised that there are more syllables in 'btw' than there are in 'by the way', so it is therefore far shorter and easier to say?
-She goes into Starbucks and becomes besties with the waitress. Or alternatively, she spills her frappuccino on some random girl and they start talking then Ari says, "You're really polite and sweet. Can I have your number? We can be best friends."
-The first conversation she has with the 1D girlfriends she always says that they are really beautiful and then the girlfriends tell her to snap out of it and that she's gorgeous. Again, plot twist.
-Eleanor and Danielle finish each other's sentences. I don't even finish my best friend's sentences, let alone the girlfriend of my boyfriend's friends sentences ok I don't think that made any sense.
-Even though Zayn is engaged to Perrie, the author always chooses to keep all the other band members' girlfriends and get rid of her.
-Or if they do keep Perrie in, they don't ever include her, saying she's too busy away on tour with Little Mix. If she's is busy then why isn't One Direction?
-If she doesn't go for the caramel frappuccino or the pumpkin spice latte, she will get her 'regular' at Starbucks, which is basically a list of everything available in a cup. With whipped cream, obviously. Whipped cream is like the messy bun of condiments.
-When the author realises things have gotten really cheesy, they try to make it more realistic by saying, "It's like something from one of those fanfictions". Good save.
-When the main purpose of the fanfiction is for the two main characters to get together, can you please not end chapter one with, "I'm really starting to fall for him" and start chapter two with "Liam and I have been dating for six months and things are going great". So are you telling me that you got the whole relationship done in two chapters but you still take three pages describing her shower?
-Even if she does have two parents, they are always on long business trips in Tokyo. And her parents think it's fine to leave a 17 year old at home alone for a year.
-Nobody reads three pages of song lyrics. I don't feel the need to discuss this further.
-If One Direction were singing around a campfire, I honestly don't think they would be singing songs of their own. I know Zayn is so incredibly vain but this is just going a little far.
-She always, I repeat, always, meets a nice guy who becomes her friend who then starts to abuse her. Yeah, it was an exiting turn of events the first ten times.
-When the story slows down, the author just chucks one of the boys into a coma. Sorry Niall. Your turn.
-She plays dumb. Harry kisses her, tells her she's beautiful, and always wants to be around her. Yet she thinks he doesn't even notice her, let alone like her.
-One Direction invite her to come on tour with them, and she goes home to her mum who has miraculously returned from Tokyo and asks her if she can run off with the boys for six months. And her mum says sure without even looking up from her laptop.
-Greg always calls Niall 'little bro'. Don't you dare use his real name.
