long time no see ey
tHIS BOOK IS NOW R RATED STUPID COCKHEAD GODDAMN DUMBSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
but anyhoo onto the dumb fanficking
-*ari tells lewis she has social anxiety*
*never comes up in the book ever again*
-zayn has sex with his daughter bUT ITS OK SHES ADOPTED dw
she still calls him daddy ; )
-another thing with fanfic adoption
im pretty sure u dont get SOLD and i dont think ur new PARENTS are referred to as your OWNERS and SOMETIMES when im SAD i like to EAT the CHEESE powder from MICROWAVE mac and CHEESE
what
-"let me swing from your chandeliam ; )"
O H SWEE T JES US
-ari and harry are on a break so ari goes to niall for advice and he sounds like a 400 year old man whos watched everyone hes ever loved die
-*warning, smut- read at your own risk*
"our toungs rolled about in each others mouths, our saliva becoming a cocktail of lust and passion"
woah better hope youre on the pill ari bc thats pretty hardcore
-"damn ari ur pussy is so good for just 12 years old where did u learn to do this?"
???
-"no no hes like a brother to me:)"
translation: we will be banging by chapter 3
-tessas transformation represented via keyboard symbols in after
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8==D~~-_0
yea um
bye friends
