January 22, 2017

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so today was bad and then good and then AMAZING and then bad then ehhhhhhh

i'm just going to talk about the amazing part if that's okii with all of you (not that you really have a choice...)

so i went to a friend's house to do a project (it came out pretty okay)

at the beginning i was really really awkward but near the end we became two drunk teenagers trying to make a book out of cereal boxes, fabric, and a shitload of paper

we were trying to hot glue the paper to the cereal box so we could actually make a book-like thing

and we were running out of hot glue

Her: hand me another stick

Me: what?

Her: of glue, you idiot

Me: okii *hands over glue thing*

Her: thanks

Me: STICK ME DADDY

Her: THAT IS SUCH A TURNOFF LIKE SERIOUSLY AMY WHAT THE HELL

Me: WHY ARE YOU TURNED ON RIGHT NOW ANYWAY DO YOU WANT ME TO STICK A HOT GLUE GUN UP YOUR ASS??

Her: NO I MEANT LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT IN BED IT'D BE LIKE...BAD

Both of Us: *dying*


so yeah that happened


also a 'lil side note:

i've got good days and bad days okay?

and so sometimes on bad days i'm confused about everything and how i feel about everyone

and on good days i'm in a wonderful mood and i love everything

so you can't take a post i made on a bad day and believe that it's just a general opinion for everything


okii yeah BAI


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