January 26, 2017

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i swear i need to stop letting my bf update these y'all probably think i'm dating a horny 'lil dickbag who doesn't know how to capitalize words (bit of a hypocrite here...i'm a bit too lazy to capitalize my "i"s) and use apostrophes

and i mean

you're not wrong

the only reason i didn't ask Ree to do it was cuz she's a wee bitty sick rn and she needs to SLEEP. LIKE A GOOD CHILD.

 so drumline today was fun...i got eight more measures of music for our show

and apparently i'm just bad at the keyboard because I CAN'T FECKIN PLAY LOUD ENOUGH ON MY RIGHT HAND AND I'M PLAYING TOO LOUD ON MY LEFT

in my defense

with that keyboard

i have like

no control over volume

because i'll press softly and it'll be really really quiet and then i'll press slightly harder and it's like HOLY FACKERDOODLES WHAT DA HELLLL YOU DOIN WHY YOU TRYNA KILL ME EARDROOMS

it's really inconsistent, basically

and then we did a bonding exercise

which was fun

and cold cuz we went outside

i ate wayyyyyyyy too much food today

and then i got home and my mom made me eat more food??

*sigh*

WELP THAT'S IT FOR TODAY

I WANT MORE  FOOD

ALSO

IF YOU BUY ME BLUEBERRY CUPCAKES

I WILL LOVE YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

OKII YEAH NOW I'M DONE

BAI BAI

SEE YOU TOMORROWS

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