Mom: "you so fat stop eating oreos"
Mom when anyone says I'm skinny as a compliment: "she really not that skinny I was still that skinny when I was thirty"
Mom: "you need to exercise more or you get so fat"
Mom: "you sit down too much you so fat"
Mom: "your posture so bad because you on that stupid phone all day"
Mom when anyone says I'm tall as a compliment: "she not that tall"
Mom: "why you so stupid"
Me: *has a 4.16 GPA, is a ballerina and a tap dancer, has a COMPLETELY FULL schedule (resulting in barely any time to socialize), is two inches taller than she is, weighs 97 pounds (BMI of 15.7 when 18.5-24.0 is considered healthy)*
what
YOU ARE READING
Amy's Big Book of Bitching
Randomfor some reason I find more comfort sharing my feelings online for the world to see than talking to my friends about it. probably cuz if you don't know me you're less likely to judge me. so yeah here we go.
