Deanna's pov
I smiled as we all goofed around at lunch. Liz kept making really stupid but really funny jokes.
Pete's body shook with laughter as I buried my face in his shoulder; laughing as well. Liz nudged my arm saying,
"A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?" "Yes, you are a real polar bear." A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?" "Yes" said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?" "Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you ask?" replied his mother. "Because," said the young polar bear, "I'm fucking freezing!"
I just looked at her for a second before we all broke out laughing again. I managed to choke out, "Where *laugh* the hell *laugh* do you *laugh* find *laugh* these *laugh* jokes!?"
Liz made me look her in the eye as she said with a straight dead face, "There's this thing called the internet. And you can like Google anything you want and the internet gives you answers my young one!"
Pete and Patrick fell off their chairs because they were laughing so hard and I bit my lip as I replied,
"I know what the internet is and what it does ass hat!"
She started laughing before she squealed, "Meet Humphrey the humpless camel. Growing up, Humphrey was different from all of the other camel kids and they made fun of him endlessly. Humphrey would often spend recess alone and cry because he had no friends.
One day, Humphrey was walking home from Camel Elementary, and a man stopped him in the street. He asked Humphrey if he could run. Humphrey said that because he had no humps, he could run even faster than the other camels. The man jumped onto Humphrey's back, and Humphrey ran, ran, and ran. For the first time ever, he had a sense of purpose! He found another humpless camel, named Heather, and they got along very well. They humped.
And that's how horses were made."
I face palmed, still laughing my ass off and I stood up yelling, "I'm done! I'm fucking done with your stupidly funny jokes!" And then I wound up walking into a wall. I fell flat on my ass and Liz yelled after me,
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office, only wearing saran wrap to cover his body, the doctor turns to him and says, "Well.. I can clearly see your nuts!" Where the hell does this girl find these jokes!?
