Painless™ (A negan/Beth love story)

WELCOME TO PEE-PEE PANTS CITY

BETH POV
"What the fuck?!?!" Rick questioned furious and confused. I furrowed my brows in confusion as bright lights flashed in our direction, my medium blonde hair falling on my shoulders.
"You made it." It was ...Simon.
"Welcome to where you're going.
We'll take your weapons.
Now." The tall skinny man said sinisterly
"- We can talk about--" rick stuttered- "We're done talking.
Time to listen." Simon rudely interrupted him.
"Let's get her down and get you all on your knees." Simon looked over and glared at me. We were in the middle of fucking NO WHERE. And I was scared shitless. More scared than I've been since daddies death.
"Lots to cover.
Gonna need you on your knees." Simon winked at me, making me almost gag.
"Dwight!" Simon screamed.
-"Yeah."
"Chop-chop." He screamed.
"Come on.
You got people to meet!" Dwight banged on a car pulling out Glenn, michonne, Eugene and Daryl. My heart almost stopped when I saw how roughly they pulled him out. I loved Daryl and never, ever wanted anybody to hurt him.
"On your knees!" Simon screamed. He went over to me and roughly snatched me from holding my sister causing rick to snarl. He shoved me down onto my knees. "Behave little missy" he said and it almost sounded.... sexual.
"JUST STOP THIS!" Rick shouted still holding Maggie along with Arron, rosita, Abraham, michonne and carl. "Rick stop no! It's fine! Just do what he says... everything will be fine!" I said not knowing who I was tying to convince... rick or my self. "GET. ON. YOUR. FUCKING. KNEES." By this point everyone knew he wasn't messing around and they all dropped down to their knees helping Maggie to get down too.
"All right....
Let's meet the man!"
Out of no where, an RV jutted open and a tall dark figure stepped out. He was wearing a black leather jacket, combat boots, and held in his hand a bat wrapped in barbed wire. I almost fainted. He stepped out looking at each and everyone of us licking his lips. And I'd be lying if I said he wasn't just a little attractive.
"Pissing our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close.
Yep.
It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
Which one of you pricks is the leader? Savior: It's this one.
He's the guy.
(sighs) Hi.
You're Rick, right? I'm Negan.
And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.
Not cool.
Not cool.
You have no idea how not cool that shit is.
But I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly.
Yeah.
You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.
Yes, you are.
You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the new world order.
And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple.
So, even if you're stupid, which you very may well be, you can understand it.
You ready? Here goes.
Pay attention.
Give me your shit or I will kill you.
Today was career day.
We invested a lot so you would know who I am and what I can do.
You work for me now.
You have shit, you give it to me.
That's your job.
Now, I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
You ruled the roost.
You built something.
You thought you were safe.
I get it.
But the word is out.
You are not safe.
Not even close.
In fact, you are pegged, more pegged if you don't do what I want.
And what I want is half your shit.
And if that's too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it'll even out sooner or later.
This is your way of life now.
The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
So, if someone knocks on your door (chuckles) you let us in.
We own that door.
You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand? What, no answer? You don't really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you? I don't want to kill you people.
Just want to make that clear from the get-go.
I want you to work for me.
You can't do that if you're dead, now, can you? I'm not growing a garden.
But you killed my people, a whole damn lot of them.
More than I'm comfortable with.
And for that, for that you're gonna pay.
So, now I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you.
This-- this is Lucille, and she is awesome.
All this, all this is just so we can pick out which one of you gets the honor."
"Ugh, I gotta shave this shit." He said looking down at me then Maggie.
"It's an emotional moment, I get it.
Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.
I gotta pick somebody.
Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.
(whistling) I simply cannot decide.
(chuckles) I got an idea.
(chuckles) Eenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by his toe.
If he hollers let him go.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it." He continued. Tears running down my rose colors cheeks. I looked to rick. "Do something!... please!" I said have whisper HAVE shouting.
"Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father and then we'll start.
You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry.
Hell, you're all gonna be doing that!"
" Ho! Ho! Look at that.
Taking it like a champ!" (thuds) - (blows landing) - "Damn!" - (squelches) - (screaming continues) (blows continue landing) (ringing continues) - (blow lands) - (silence) .