thoughts of the brokenhearted

but

Oh, hello, there

I'm great, thanks so much for asking

Looking back, I know you're right

I couldn't see us lasting.

Mum took me into town today

And I enrolled at uni

Seeing all the excitement

Makes us seem real puny.

I know I'll meet a gorgeous guy

A Classics major, like me

Who loves me and shows me off

For all the world to see.

He'll do the things you never could

Or never wanted to, it seems

Everyone will say that I have found

The man of all their dreams.

The problem of this, is, you see

The tragedy of me

This gorgeous boy won't take my heart

Because he won't be you.