"UGHFHGH FUCK EM EDADY;" screamed the furry boy named Kevin Damp, as Lia's strap-on penetrated his bleached,,, bleached asshole.
"o k a y" she puched the strap on deepner nn'' harder inside of him,,,,,, it was the moby dick,, 3ft long.
"WHA L E S R e n d angered" Kevin had PTSD. for a ss2sount he remembered the cold/ windy ngiht he was wrapped his arms around the swet swet lihgt grill. But then DAZNEY CAME IN, AND COT KEVIN CHEATPONG.
"KAVIN HOW CUUUUULD YUUUUU?!?!?!?! I THOOOT WEEE HAeD SOOMETHING SPECIAL!!!1!!"
KevIN then respanded with .,,"" HSH NIGGR U t0ht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Lia Gight then kicked the door with her long leg like the door was Jessica and the poor door didn't know what it had cummnig. The dor retaliated and killed that cheATING BASTRAD KEVIN!!
Dazney looked at Lia, that kick so powerfuuull,,,, that leg so thot,,,, made his cocko so hardo. Made the dik becum the bIg dicc,,,. "Lia.....",,, he whispered "my dicc is w e t t i" (time for spaghetti). (dicc spaghetti)
"Oh b r o" Lia gastped. She dramatically turned "sweet baby Jesus I am noT A LESTBIAN U PREEVERTED FREAK"
In bteh bagrouund KeVIN wa swhispaering,,,, was recording,.... A S M R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dazney pointed at his hardo cocko, it was harrrrddd and wtttt. "But I havvvve cock??!?!??!?!?!"
Her autism was ACTIVEATED "Don't assume your own gendeer, cock doesn't equal man,get it RITE you queeershamer >:0" Lia then roundhouse kicked DAZNEY, using the same ultimate move she used in her final battle with Jessica in season 8 episode 12. His dicko was shattered,,,,,,,,, it split into a vajjjjjjjjjjjjjjj.
"Looks like Dazey just lost his DICKEY" everybody laughed. *OH LIA*. Classic joke.
Dazney cried in the background fondoling his shiveralled sack. His pride and joy lost foreeeeever. He layed down and sobbed.
Lia winked "the tears of people with cocks are what get my engiNE REVVED" she raped Dazney's dead corpse. He died of SAEDNES AND DEPRESSIAN. Don't be mean to people wpth depreson.
The credits began to roll, Kevin's ASMR playing over the sound of the credit music.
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Afterpoon
RomanceAfterpoon is an ongoing story starting in the year 2013, written by a bunch of 12 and 13-year-olds. The work is poorly written, and the authors change with each chapter, save for the owner of the Wattpad account (me) and my good friend. Id say 18+...
