Afterpoon

Afterpoon musical

Gia had just finished dicking down some sweet poon. But male shota poon because she wasn't gay, though she is a pedophile. "So, how much for a small to medium sized cocc?" explained a smallish bean to the clerk.

"I can get you a 5 dollar foot long," he explained. "But underage is going to cost you extra." The clerk looked dead inside, he had slits for eyes and a pointy straw hat that shaded his face, while the sun highlighted the rest of his yellow skin, his name was Bobbae. He had long black pubes for hair, a few strands discoloured due to some sort of mold caused by being unhygienic. There was chlamydia here and there along the base of his hair, probably just from him and his uncle's basement movies.

The smallish bean now molding at an alarming rate replied "Thank you, but salamander Susanne however decided while at the pool she did not care for any authentic cocc*. You see, she is what we call an elusive LEESTBEEN. Also known as the scissor legged homosapien. More commonly referred to as Trinity."

*she died tragically after being mind-raped by a white cis heterosexual male*

All the while, bean had slowly been growing new beans of his very own, which of course he carefully named them, Black, Refried, and of course Jelly.

It turned out though, that much like the size of the beans. Bobbae has a minuscule boner forming in his pants as he listened to this elusive bachelor go on. It was small because he was Asian. In the event that aggressive ass sex may occur he would definitely be the bottom.

*God appears in a secy green speedo and a turtleneck sweater.* He has chlamydia too. It seems he contracted it from being too close to the dense, forest of pubes on top of Bobbae's head.

But then CHORLIE burst in. He had gills along his ripplingly terrifying gay abs, and there was death in his cold heartless eyes. He lunged for God's speedo, eventually thrusting on him in his desperateness for friction. Jie had left him, so now he had nobody to make people uncomfortable with in public. However, his appendage like monster cock ripped the speedo off with thousands of unseen mini hands, and using his swole, muscular legs he managed to pull it on. The thin strip of fabric being pulled into his tight, bleached asshole that was desperate to be filled. He's tried and tried, but nothing feels quite as good as Jie pegging him had.

*This scene has been nominated for several awards and God has won the "I feel like i'm horny but i'm really not sure" award*

*SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW BY GOTYE is playing softly throughout this encounter*

Chorlie softly sobbed as he raped God.

"GOD FaKKING DAMNIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY STRAYBUCKS" Oliner screamed in panic, frantically running to

his lover Bobbae, who was supposed to have bought his Starbucks for him, and was now witnessing ungodly gay porn.

Something sparks in Maedson's mind who was coincidentally also in the straybucks at that moment, mooching off of the wifi because she was trying the "being homeless for a week" challenge she somehow deluded herself into thinking that bobbae was her "lover" and that Oliner was stealing her man. SHE SCREAMS "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The midget streched her tiny, child like legs and attempted to run to the cancerous, sickly looking man who was currently giving her man, Bobbae, a footjob. No one was going to steal her illegal chinese man

"I OBJECT!" Maedson screamed as she lunged her putrid cream CHESSE body in between the two of them. "This is MY lover, I will TEXT UR MOM if you try to steal my man. If I can't have this dick, nobody can." She bit both Bobby's cock and Oliner's feet off in one swift bite. She was used to doing vore for her highest paying customers, so this wasn't anything new.

After consuming the flesh, Maedson snapped further than anyone had thought possible, She began to blurt out as if she were vomiting her words "WHAT WOULD I GIVE, IF I COULD LIVE OUT OF THESE WATERS? WHAT WOULD I PAY, TO SPEND A DAY WARM ON THE SAND." Everyone was somehow moved by what she had said. Tears had fallen from everyone's wide eyes. Much like Ariel, she had daddy issues, but more along the lines of "I need to fuck older men to feel valid" Daddy issues.

*God had passed away from anal issues (not to be confused with anal fissure or anal management (Shot in Brazil)) during that previous scene*


After her song, Maedson's head spun around like an owl from a cartoon, or the exorcist, as she vomited jizz like a Fisher Price child sized cum fountain. It has been building up from all those years of prostitution. She had finally lived for once, she was finally happy. She smiled as the thicc jizz vomit made it's way out of her mouth, tears (made up of old, slimey cum) dripping down her small, red face.

*Maedson died of unknown causes (though we theorize it has something to do with God)*

Only Gia was left, horny and sad. Wait, no Oliner and Chorlie were left. She kicked them, blowing them instantly in the head.

Oliner's Bobae leapt to his side and screamed in horror at the bloody sight before him. He knew what he had to do. He shakily rose the shotgun to his head and whispered "Money shot." It fired off.

Gia then got off to all of the dead bodies, finally sated.

*Gia Surviving this endeavor, lived to the age of 8 and had a completely normal life working in real estate, and dabbling in politics, inevitably killing herself with a fresh drink of culinary Clorox at the aforementioned ripe age of 8, the phrase "Money shot" haunting her everywhere she went*

*This drink was given to her by Oliner, which the drink was actually grape juice but somehow she ended up dying anyways with a half-smile half-(im not really sure tbh, it could have been that Hillary Clinton smile)¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This episode of Afterpoon was filmed in front of a live studio audience in Orlando Florida.