Billie Joe and Adrienne Armstrong fanfic

Reconciliation

   "Wait wait wait. So he TOOK your jewelry without asking and GLUED it to his guitar?" Sara asked as she tried not to laugh. Sara is Tré's wife. "Yup," Adie answered as she rubbed her face. "Were you mad?" "Was I MAD? WAS I MAD! Those earrings cost me over $100!" "Chill girl. Chill. Tré did something similar but he actually paid someone to pierce my earrings to his nipples. I got over it. Wait. I didn't get over it, I wasn't even mad in the first place. It was actually hilarious. How could I be mad? I think you overreacted," she warned.

"But like... I always wore those whenever we'd go on dates. Wore. Now a fucking guitar wears them." 

"What are you guys talking about?" Billie asked as he waddled into the room with a bag of chips in his hand and Tré by his side. Yes. Waddled. Have you SEEN that man's way of walking? It's adorable. "What do you think?" Adie sassed. "I dunno. Talking shit about us?" Tré asked. "Actually, yes. I was just telling your wife about what your side bitch did to my earrings," Adrienne answered. She glanced at Billie. "Seriously? I thought you were over that." Billie asked. Concerned. "I am. I'm still salty, though. I mean, what would YOU do if I sold Blue or something?" "You wouldn't." "Testing me?" "The only reason I'm walking away is because I do not have a comeback." He was gone. 

"I actually am over it now. I just like making him suffer," Adie told Sara.

"Awe. The poor guy fucking WORSHIPS you," Tré added.

"I know right," Sara followed up. 

Adrienne gawked at Tré. "How would you know?" "He talks about you all the time," he responded as he threw in a chip into his mouth. "Awww! What does he say?" Sara asked. "Well when we're not recording anything and just chilling, he always finds a way to bring up Adrienne. Even if we're talking about the most random shit. But like the other day we were talking about our old crushes from high school, and he was like 'Thank God that those girls broke my heart.' Mike was like 'Why?' and then Billie was like 'If I hadn't experienced heartbreak, I wouldn't have written the songs on 39/Smooth. If I hadn't written those songs, we wouldn't have recorded them. If we wouldn't have recorded them, we wouldn't have gone on tour. If we hadn't gone on tour, I wouldn't have met Adrienne.'" 

"Aww. I'm gonna go let him know the torment is over."

"How come you never talk about me like that?" Sara asked Tré. "I don't say it. I show it," he said as he tackled her down and started kissing her on the cheek and she laughed. "This is what I'm talking about," she said. They were the nasty couple. 

   As Adie sneaked up on Billie, she noticed he was writing something. A song. For her. "Hey babe," she said. He quickly covered the paper with his arms and accidentally stabbed himself with his pencil. "Ow, um, what do you want? I mean, need anything? I didn't mean it like that." "The torment is over. You're forgiven," she announced, grinning down at him. His eyes could have taken down an entire tree, since they flashed with happiness. "REALLY?!" he yelled as he quickly got up, got dizzy, regained his focus, and hugged and kissed her. "I love you so much. You were 2,000 light years away." 

Get yourself a man who constantly sings to you for no reason.