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iMESSAGE BETWEEN LOUISE AND 'OHIO's MIGHTIEST'

jes(ex)ica
hey sexies
i have an announcement

jes(ex)ica
GUYS??

jes(ex)ica
i cant believe ya'll just fucking ignored me

tucker 👅
i've got such a massive headache

louise
who asked

jes(ex)cia
OKAY SO, I SAY I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AND YA'LL DEAD BUT THEN LANCE SAYS SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELIVENT AND YA' LL SUDDENLY ALIVE? OKAY.

louise
oops
sorry

louise
proceed with your announcement

jes(ex)ica
i'm having a PARTYYYY

jes(ex)icaand you're all invited!

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jes(ex)ica
and you're all invited!

jes(ex)ica
except kelly she can fucking excecute herself  like she excecuted my career 

jes(sex)ica
i have a new womans named betty and she's sexy as hell and we're gonna get drunk and probably fuck and you heteros can do the boring shit that you do that i don't give a shit about

jes(ex)ica
so are you gonna come?

louise 👅
how heterophobic of you!1!1

jes(ex)ica
a heterophobe? that's me!

tucker 👅when's the party wherewhat time etc

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tucker 👅
when's the party
where
what time
etc.

louise
^^

jes(ex)ica
next friday, betty's place (ill send the address here later), starts at 10pm

jes(ex)ica
be there or choke

louise
choking sounds so good right now 😍

tucker 👅
if you want to choke, you can choke on me 😏

jes(ex)ica
oh god, the straights are at it again

jes(ex)ica
i suddenly got to go

louise
what am i going to choke on exactly? there's barely anything there 🤔

tucker 👅
why do you always
lie louise smfh

jes(ex)ica
she's tryna hide the fact that she wants to bone you so bad by acting tough and pretending you're not attractive in her eyes

tucker 👅
i knew she wanted me

louise
who wouldn't tbh
SHIT THAT WASNT MEANT TO SEND NEJXNSN IGNORE

jes(ex)ica
now she's trying to play it off by pretending she didn't mean to send that when really she did

louise
i fucking hate you

jes(ex)ica
you say you hate lance too but i know you don't so 👅👅 whatever i know you love me

tucker 👅
😌😌

louise
gotta go!

jes(ex)ica
hold up you fat fuck
are you coming to the shindig

louise
hmmm,
ill think about it
BYE.

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published: 05/02/2017

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