This dare is from AmberGoldenHeart ,
I dare jasper and lapis too kiss in front of yellow diamond then call her a giraffe.
Jasper:are you sure this is going to work?
Peridot: yes I'm a peridot I am created to make these things. just twist the top of the diamond communicator and it will show you yellow diamond.
Lapis: ok lets do this.*twist the top*Yellow diamond: hello what's your reason for contacting the direct diamond system?
Jasper: this is a jasper that was assigned to earth.
YD: oh that jasper..when are you going to report back with the information I need?
Jasper: never!
YD: excuse me?
Jasper: you heard me! I'm sick and tired of you bossing me around like some..toy! I will never respect your authority for as long as I live! You..you giraffe!!
Lapis: hahaha! She called you a giraffe! Hahaha!YD: *gives face that she gave peridot when she called her a clod*
Jasper: and if that's not enough for ya *kisses lapis*YD: a j-jasper and a lapis l-lazuli?! This is unheard of! You two are in big trouble-
Lapis:*shuts off communication device*
Peridot: ha I haven't seen yellow that mad since I called her a clod!
Garnet: yeah that was pretty entertaining *thumbs up*Lapis: How did you get- you know what I don't even want to know..
Jasper: well we did your stupid dare. Please no more!
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Ask & dare the crystal gems!
HumorAsk all the crystal gems including fusions! You can ask anything! Yes anything! It can be smut for all I care! I'm NOT a holy person people! Just comment your question and who it's for and I'll answer. ⚠️ this book has some cussing and maybe lemons...