AmberGoldenHeart dared, I dare the gems to teach jasper about gemlings!
Jasper: wait what?! I don't need to know anymore about gemlings!
Pearl: I always wanted to share my knowledge about baby gems with someone else!
Garnet: well I see what's going to happen in the future...we have a lot of work to do.
Amethyst: uhh I don't know much about baby's. I mean Steven barely made through a play date with me....
Lapis: I honestly want to know this information.
Jasper: *sits down* uhh..fine...
Garnet: ok so first off you need to know how to hold the baby. You do this by (blah blah blah....boring stuff.....to lazy to write...)
four hours later...
Pearl: ok it looks like we covered everything but changing the baby and feeding it...
Amethyst: oh! I know a lot about feeding!
Jasper: but we're most likely going to have a full gem child which means he/she won't need to eat.
Pearl: true, true...
Amethyst: I'm a gem but I still love to eat!
Garnet: it doesn't matter either way your going to have to feed the child for the first year. They got to have nourishment to grow.
Pearl: right. Gems provide a special kind of milk that feeds the child, when it's born the milk will be already provided!
Pearl: ok changing the geode...
Amethyst: ha she hated to change Steven!!
( they go into explaining all the details...blah blah blah...)
After the experience...
Jasper:.....I'm scared for life........
Lapis: I don't have a problem with it because I'm not going to be the one changing him/her.
Jasper: aww what?! Your going to let me do this!
Lapis: yup.
Jasper: that's not fair!!
Lapis: life's not fair jasper.
Jasper: well I hope you got a good laugh at your little dare...*crosses arms* you just got me scared for the future..
Lapis: bye!
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