From AmberGoldenHeart , I dare jasper to distract garnet well lapis pours water on her head.
Jasper: but-
Lapis: no buts!! Your doing this!
Jasper: fine..but when this whole plan backfires I don't want to here you complaining.
Lapis: fine now go distract garnet!
Jasper: *walks up to garnet* uhhh....can I speak with you?
Garnet: *smirks* sure.
Jasper: well I wanted to talk to you about...the gemlings! *secretly signals lapis to dump the water*
Garnet: you know it's amazing that you guys get alone so well...even when she pours water on you.
Jasper: w-wait what?-
Garnet: *quickly switches places with jasper when lapis poured the water*
Jasper: *soaking wet* ahh! Lapis why the hell is that cold water?!
Lapis: *shrugs* how did you know?!
Garnet: future vision *fixes her visors with a little star shining on them* I'm gonna leave you to cool off *walks away like a boss*
Jasper&lapis: *dumbfounded*
Jasper: what just happened!?!
Lapis: we just got played jasper...we just got played...
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Ask & dare the crystal gems!
HumorAsk all the crystal gems including fusions! You can ask anything! Yes anything! It can be smut for all I care! I'm NOT a holy person people! Just comment your question and who it's for and I'll answer. ⚠️ this book has some cussing and maybe lemons...
