From AmberGoldenHeart , I dare pearl to act like amethyst and for jasper to act like pearl for a whole day!
Jasper: that's highly childish if you tell me *in pearl voice* oh look at this floor! It's uneven by .5 centimeters!! It must be fixed!
Pearl: I'm going to ruin everything even though I gets me no where! And put all this perfectly good food in the sink! And I'm going to reform different every time so the fans will love me more!
Amethyst: hey pearl? Are you ok your acting like me. Garnet she's broken.
Garnet: oh we need a new pearl. That one was overly salty anyway. Just kidding let's fix her.
Pearl: wait guys it's a dare! I'm not broken!
Amethyst: oh..right..*puts eggs in sink and crushes them up*
Jasper: oh my this picture is crooked!! It cannot be seen in my house! *fixes it*
Pearl: *sitting upside down on couch* I'm amethyst and I don't care about anything...
Steven: I'm going to have to hear this all day? I'm going to..visit peridot and lapis or something..*leaves*
Me: well bye! See ya next chapter!
Jasper: goodbye my practically perfect fans!
Pearl: bye or whatever..
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Ask & dare the crystal gems!
HumorAsk all the crystal gems including fusions! You can ask anything! Yes anything! It can be smut for all I care! I'm NOT a holy person people! Just comment your question and who it's for and I'll answer. ⚠️ this book has some cussing and maybe lemons...
