AmberGoldenHeart , I dare bismuth, jasper, and peridot to go to the store and find gummy worms, Doritos, and cheetos and then yell "we demand our children back!" Until they get kicked out.
Jasper: uhhh fine...
Peridot: I'm not a dorito!!!
Bismuth: haha a little Challenge I see.
*at the store...*
Jasper: ok where are my children?!
Peridot: here little Doritos come to mommy!
Bismuth: they resemble there mother *looks at gummy worms with stars in eyes*
Jasper: *gets three carts* put your children in the carts!!
Peridot: *gets all Doritos and puts them in cart*
Bismuth: *gets all gummy worms in cart*
Jasper: *gets all Cheeto puffs and puts them in the cart*
Peridot: let's take our children back!!! *starts riding on the cart*
Bismuth&jasper: *also start riding the carts around the store with peridot*
Bismuth: we demand our children back!!
Jasper: let our children go!
Peridot: yeah we have proof there our children I mean just look at the resemblance!!!
Managers: hey! Put those items down and get out of the store!! *chasing after them*
Peridot: never!- *runs into door*
Jasper: Ahh! *trips over peridot*
Bismuth: haha suckers!- *also trips over them*
Peridot: *picking up crushed doritos* meh baby's.....*eyes water*
Jasper: all our children are crushed and gone but we're about to be gone if we don't leave this store!
Bismuth: agreed! Let's go! *grabs them and runs out the door*
Managers: your banded forever!
Peridot: meh baby's!!!!
Bismuth: shhh it's all behind us now...
Jasper: we all lost someone...*holding pictures of cheetos*
Bismuth: well we're going to need a few hours....days...to think about what just happened so...bye!
Peridot: MEH BABYS!!! I'll come back for you!!
Jasper: one day.....
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