This is from AmberGoldenHeart I dare ruby to dress up like a clown and sapphire to dress up like a smurf then walk into Burger King and sapphire yell "make way for Ronald McDonald! We are here to take your recipes." Then don't leave till they call the cops.
Ruby: *has clown suit with makeup on* I don't like this dare...*steam coming from head*
Sapphire: *sigh* I don't either but we have to do it...
Ruby: let's just get this over with...*gets to Burger King*
Sapphire: make way for Ronald McDonald!! We have come here to take your recipes.
BK worker: oh man this is the fifth time this month!
Ruby: give the recipe. *holds out hand*
BK worker: in afraid were going to have to call the police if you don't leave.
Ruby: but our chicken nuggets aren't as good as yours! *looks for recipe well destroying everything*
BK worker: *trys to stop her*
Sapphire: *holds her back* the McDonald king will do as she pleases.
BK worker: I'm calling the police! *calls 911*
Ruby: let's go sappy! *grabs hand and runs to temple*
Sapphire: haha! That went a lot better then I Originally saw.
Ruby: that was pretty fun! *fuses*
Garnet: bye!
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Ask & dare the crystal gems!
HumorAsk all the crystal gems including fusions! You can ask anything! Yes anything! It can be smut for all I care! I'm NOT a holy person people! Just comment your question and who it's for and I'll answer. ⚠️ this book has some cussing and maybe lemons...
