(Wade's pov)
Currently, I'm sat at my desk in my studio when Tyler knocks on.
"Hey Wade, you playing Golf With Friends?" She asks.
"Sure am." I reply. She smiles and walks out. Setting up the game, I see; Pat, Gar, Jp and Ty there. I start recording.
"Hey guys welcome to Golf wi-" Jp interupts me.
"Bananas."
Patrick, Gar and Ty start laughing.
"Night time!!!" Tyler yells out.
We enter the game which is quite amazing.
"Right, collision's on and so is bounce." I inform them. Whilst talking, I noticed Tyler and Patrick get hole in ones.
"What?! Hax! Ty and Pat confirmed!" Gar yells.
"Well you suck at golf!" Tyler shouts back at him.
Here's the colours of our balls:
Me - Red, I had to fight Tyler for it.
Gar - Blue
JP - Purple
Pat - Green
Tyler - Black, she went with Batman colour.
Secretly, I aim my ball at Gar and fire, knocking his out the way. Everyone laughs.
"WAAAAADE!!!!" Gar yells.
"What?" I innocently reply whilst managing to get it in.
Scores:
Ty - 1
Pat - 1
Jp - 3
Me - 4
Gar - 5
"Jp! You're not last!" Tyler cheers.
"Yay" JP replies in a high pitched voice.
---time skip----
Hole 10. Tyler's in the lead followed by Pat, me, Gar then JP.
I aim the shot up to go down the slope when someone knocks me out of the track. I respawn and shoot down.
"Who. Just knocked me out?!" I yelled in salt. Tyler burst out laughing with Pat. She was banging the table.
"Patrick!" I shot Pat back up the slope. I managed to shoot it in before he collided with me.
"Tyler. We all know you hack." Gar explains.
"Actually, I learnt off you so HA!" She childishly spoke.
"8 more holes, Wade."
Hole 11, 12, 13, 14 qnd 15 went by quite quick but Hole 16.
I line up my shot when Pat hits me.
"PATRIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell at him, causing everyone to laugh their socks off. I try to shoot him but I go flying back down the course!
"What the fuck?!" Tyler bursts out laughing, banging table. My god!
Hole 17 was a similar action then... hole 18.
I line my shot up when a black ball collides with me, knocking me out. When I respawn, a green ball knocks me out.
Tyler and Patrick are choking on their own laughter.
"TYYYYYYYLEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!! PAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!" I yell causing everyone to laugh.
When they scores come up:
Tyler - 30
Pat - 76
Gar - 88
JP - 100
Me - 123
"Well at least I'm not in last place." JP congratulates himself.
"JP! Get back to last place!" I yell. Gar laughs in histerics.
"The salt is real!!!" Ty yells in torment.
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Adopted By PatrckStatic!
Hayran KurguSince I haven't seen any books to do with this amazing Youtuber, I thought I might do this book so there's something to read about him. In the process of writing fanfics about JP, Wade and Gar. Contains A lot of swearing and abuse. ---------- (y/n)...
