The Ghost White Hardon, by MadMikeMarsbergen
Created using bing's online translator.
Klingon Version
vemmoH jIH wa' po
ghaH mong crick
vaj ghobe'-chIS hard-on vIlegh
'ej 'e': QI'yaH, nuq heck?
cha' Ho'-tu'lu'bej craters vIlegh
neH below nach
sucked ding-dong QaD
flesh-wand Heghpu'
spank QaQ nob 'oH jIH
nID 'ej bIH yInmoH 'oH
'Ach ghorgh vIchel Qap
'oH lo' jIH be'nal
'Iw chech rod
ghaH Hoch vIychorgh natlh
QaD-yub mej ghaH
Heghpu' babe, vo' massachusetts
vaj DaH ram stalk jIH
nej chu' victims
cock vampire 'oj
lumerlaw'lu'bogh chay' chaH pick jIH
The Original English Version
I woke up one morning
With a crick in my neck
Then I saw my ghost-white hard-on
And thought: Hey, what the heck?
I saw two tooth-shaped craters
Just below the head
My ding-dong was sucked dry
My flesh-wand was dead
I gave it a good spank
To try and give it life
But when that didn't work
I used it on my wife
My rod drank her blood
Drained her of all her juices
Left her a dried-out husk
A dead babe from Massachusetts
So now I stalk the night
Looking for new victims
My vampire cock is thirsty
You'd be surprised how I pick them
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