100 Swimmer Problems

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1.

Friend: "Hey! So can you hang out on Tuesday?"

Swimmer: "Oh, sorry! I have practice."

Friend: "OK... How about Wednesday then?"

Swimmer: "uhhhh practice."

Friend: "You've got to be free on Thursday."

Swimmer: ....

Friend: *walks away*

Swimmer: "Wait! I'm open on Friday!"

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2.

Lane lines . Just.... line lanes.

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3.

When non-swimmers ask why you call working out 'dryland'

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