Why do you have to drink water if you're in a pool?
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Why do you call working out dryland?-----------------------
*comes back from swim meet* so did you win?-----------------------
Ewwwww speedos!-----------------------
So... You don't sweat, right?-----------------------
Swimming is so easy! I could beat you in a race.-----------------------
Swimming isn't a sport, its what you do for fun!-----------------------
Ya I'm a swimmer. I swam at my friend's pool last year.-----------------------
Why do you have to carry those big bags around? All you need is a swimsuit!-----------------------
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100 Swimmer Problems
HumorRandom problems that only my fellow swimmers will understand. (Updates every Wednesday and Friday)