100 Swimmer Problems

34-36

34.

When you have to take off your swim cap when your hair is still dry. IT HURTS!

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35.

*dives into pool at a swim meet*
Wait a second... What event am I swimming?

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36.

When you've been swimming on someone's feet for an hour and they still think they're faster than you.

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