Marrying the One I Hate

~Valentine's Day Special: Sweet Things~

Christmas and New Years seemed to rush by in a blur, and before any of us knew it, we were already in the second month of the new year. February. Which, I personally hated because it was always the run of the twelve months, and it honestly reminded me of myself. After all I sleep chained up in a dungeon away from everyone because I'm a Titan.

"Hanji, there's no way I'm wearing this for the event." I sighed, looking at myself in the full body length mirror.

"What? Why?" She whined, looking over at me with adoration. "You look so cute."

"Cute? I'm dressed as a vital organ! How is that cute?" I pouted, crinkling up my face in disgust.

"It's a Valentine's Day party Eren. The mascot is practically a heart."

"Yeah, well, I don't want to practically be one." I snapped taking it off, leaving me in my underwear.

"Oi, shitty glasses have you seen the brat any..." Captain Levi trailed off, staring at me with wide eyes and a cocked brow.

I whipped myself around and squeaked, face bright red. Although to no avail, I tried to cover most of my bare body with my hands, as if it wasn't already too late.

"Shitty glasses, why is my subordinate naked?" The brunette adjusted her glasses and smirked.

"Well, as you can clearly see he's not really naked. He's in his underwear."

"Yeah, whatever. Just get him clothed. We have things to do." She nodded and handed me my clothes with I gratefully caught and put on without hesitation.

I ran up to Levi after I was done and bowed in apology, not failing to hear Hanji cackle in the background as she left through the opposite door.

"S-sorry about that Heichou. She was trying to make me wear that ridiculous heart costume for the party."

"How cute." He rolled his eyes, sarcasm dripping off his tone. "Does it look like a care? There's more important things then dress up."

"Right..." I watched him walk off before eventually following behind, mentally and physically preparing myself for the excessive amount of training about to come.

I should start my introduction as, 'Hey I'm February' instead because in all honesty, I felt like it.

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"Haha, I can believe the captain walked in on you naked."

"I wasn't naked, horse face. Though you'd like to think that wouldn't you?"

"Yeah right!" Jean scoffed, scrunching his face up at me. "I actually have a valentine. Well, I will. And if makes you feel better, I'd rather see him naked."

I gasped and slapped the horse upside the head, glaring. He yelped in pain, matching my glare whilst rubbing his wound.

"That hurt you jackass!" He seethed.

"Then don't talk about Armin like that! He's an innocent little coconut." Jean scoffed.

"How do you even know I meant Armin? And tell me something I don't already know. I was only trying to piss you off."

"Well, it's been achieved. Besides you don't really have to try." Now it was me to receive the smack upside the head.

"Shut up Jaeger!" I narrowed my eyes.

"What makes you think he'll even go out with you? I'm sure there're beastiality laws against that."

"Seriously man, watch it. Or I'll-"