Marrying the One I Hate

~A Bridal-Baby Bundle~

(Eren's POV)

"Sasha? What are you-"

"Eren, are you doing anything?" I looked at the brunette as if she was crazy.

"Uh, no, but why-"

"Great thanks!" Sasha rushed in and pushed me aside, making a beeline for the kitchen.

In rolled my eyes and sighed, following after her. She raided my cupboards and brought out anything that remotely looked fathomable to eat. She opened a bag a Doritos, stuffing them in her face.

"You do realize those are the Sweet Spicy Chili? They're hot."

"Fuck yes, I know. Ever since this thing has been growing inside me, I have been craving spicy food. And it's not hot!"

"Okay, well, is that why you're here?"

"Partially. Connie has me eating healthy shit...so I knew my best friend Eren would have all the goodies."

I sighed and shook my head. It was times like this I regretted having them as friends, but I love them, and wouldn't be here today without them.

"Hey babe, Elliot and I are back from-Sasha?"

"Hey Levi!" She said, mouth full of chips.

My husband cringed and let our son go to hug his aunt Sasha. Said brunette smiled and hugged Elliot back.

"Daddy, why is the baby inside Auntie's stomach? We didn't eat it did she?" Levi snorted.

"Might have as well."

"Hey!" Sasha snapped, glaring at him. "I wouldn't eat my kid. Elliot, don't listen to your father." I laughed and shook my head.

"That how they grow hun." Elliot raised a brow.

"So Uncle Connie and Auntie Sasha get lucky, and then have a baby, which grows inside?" Levi and I's eyes widened and I looked at Sasha incredulously. She herself was red faced and stifling laughter.

Levi scowled and glared at our boy, scolding him for saying such things.

"Elliot, where did you get that from?" He shrugged, making Levi cross his arms. "Tell me, or you'll lose tv privileges."

"No!"

"Elliot-" I outstretched my arm to stop Levi.

"Babe, it's ok. He's like five." The Raven sighed and walked out of the kitchen. "Elliot, go up to your room okay? Daddy will be there in a second to explain-"

"But I want to know!" I bit my lip before nodding.

"Are you really going to tell him?" Sasha asked, brow raised.

"Well, yeah. I mean, Hanji and Erwin are doctors...so I guess I'll try to make it as if they were explaining it.."

"Dad-"

"Hey, stop being impatient." My son nodded and listened.

"So, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they want to start a family. So they get together, and try to get pregnant. Connie and Sasha succeeded."

"But you're my daddy with daddy. How do you have children? Like me..?" I frowned.

"We can't baby. You're right. We're both men."

"But you should be able to! You love daddy as much as any woman would love another man...how did you guys get me?"

I couldn't deny my son the fact he was right. Just because we were both men, we did deserve to have a kid, but that's not how anatomy works. Unless I was a hermaphrodite who would want to be considered male. And I wasn't.