Tchapta 1

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"Welcum bake to anotha yeer cunnies" sed Dumptruckdoor.

"Yoo are fuk" I yelleded and he got killd bi Snipe from Beheyend. Evry1 begin to kry butt me and Daeny and me lafft.

When I ewoke the nekst day ervrywun waz stil morning the lost off Dumpdork, their all sed he was th graytist wizzed to run the earth. But t I new they wer rong, Dumplingstore was a semi-borito with candelstik armz, hiz I's was the colour of dead hippogriff (Alsatians with wingz taypt on them, thay fly).

"why doo peepel aked so dum?" I aksed Daeny with pashun.

"Idk lmao" she sed back monotonely.

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