Untitled Part 2

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by InconspicuousDino123

by InconspicuousDino123

It iz now abowt 3 weaks latter and evry1 is stil morning Dumbdork. Fuk mi, he got ded 3 weakz agow y r thay still be-ing so pozeresque (maks me wont to vomet). Daeny worked in2 the great plaza nd sitted nekst to me.

"G'day slut, she sed"

"Wots with the nyew akcent", I scremd..

"Want a new voyce cunny, thort Austrlaian waz a good wun:", she replied, passive evidnt in her voice.

I then rememberd that I had inventing a spell lik Spoon did in the Half blud Prins. I took owt my wond and nujd Daeni to wach me cast mi spell.

"AVADA KEdoWotIwant", I yelled, point ing my wand at a dumm Huffingtonpuff.

The studunt froze in tha spot, took out there wond and akio'd their wand. I watching anf laufed as they avada kedavrad theirself in the face.

"that Was so cool, maks me want to fuk yoo" Daeny sed through laughfs.

"Ew no yoo slag, I'm gai, released this wen Hermyonay tryed to fucc me in tha bergendi layk last yeer. She is such an slug, gooing arownd and tryign to have seks with all the boys in Hogsnorts, it so chat."

-10 minits latter-

"Helo giys", I familyar voice had me roll mi eyes as i turnd and gave myself whiplash.

"wHat do yuo want Snoop!"

Snope brusht of my daggers from staring daggers and reecht into his trenchcoteesqu cloke. He's hand reappeard and he revelled to us a smol vile. It was a small bottel, nuthing petikulary aesthetic, and tha liqid was holo (I got very excite because on top off homoisexul I was holosexiul)with black part tickles float around in it. Th e laybul waz fayded anf hard to reed.

"What is this shit," I commented.

"This my live, it palanantakrabsaucegarumfelshinickersflop III chloriniki"

"Salutationbreath pantsniff?" repeeated Daeno.

"No yoo daft punk, palanantakrabsaucegarumfelshinickersflop III chloriniki. This sirup will tern any1 into stone, or whaever yoo want, you have to think of an substence and put a droop in sumwuns drink.

"Im calling it Plant," I sed. I mad it up so it wqas inconspikuus when we wood talk about it.

This was gong to be a good year.