Chapter 17: Insult War

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"Y/n come here." Melissa said in a shock.

"What is it?" I asked.

"You know that bitch who would always argue with me? Well today I'm meeting up with her. Her and I are going to have an insult war." Melissa said.

"I'll get the popcorn!" Yuki yelled while cleaning the dishes.

"Same goes for me!" Lui said.

"You got some insults ready?" I asked.

"Bitch I was born with insults you rusty doorway." She said. She sure does have great insults.

"Good. Where's it at?" I asked.

"The normal place where we'd argue." She replied.

"Who's all watching?" I asked.

"Yuki, you, Jonathan and Lui." She replied.

"What are we waiting for?" I said.

"Oh you're right. Come on you ingrown toenails!" She shouted. We laughed and followed her. She sat in the driver seat while Yuki and I sat in the back along with Jonathan. Lui sat in the passenger seat. Melissa wasn't a great driver so she sped off.

"Maybe Lui should have drove." Jonathan said.

"Yep." I agreed laughing.

"Hey y/n I have a question." Jonathan said.

"Shoot." I said.

"Would you like to go out? Like on a date?" He asked. I was shocked. I didn't want to say no and hurt his feelings but neither did I want to say yes.

"U-uh..yeah..s-sure.." I said. Damnit. He smiled. I faked a smile.

"Alrighty we're here." Melissa said. I looked at the place. Same look and feel. It was on a hill with a tree.

"You got this Melissa." Yuki chanted. We walked up to the female.

"Hello Nora." Melissa said.

"Hello Melissa." She responded.

"Alright the rule is no physical contact. Got that?" A ref said. They nodded. Jonathan placed his arm around my waist.

"Begin." The ref said.

"Alright you filthy trash can you made a wrong choice of allowing me to be here." Melissa said.

"I'm not afraid of a laundry hamper." Nora said.

"Did you guys hear something? I can't here over this tornado siren." Melissa stated.

"I'll have you know that I'm far more important than a rotten smoothie." Nora said. There were some 'ooh's'.

"No comeback? Has the used to be queen of insults lost? How pathetic to be a used condom." Nora said. I saw the anger in Melissa. I've seen her angry and I'm sure as hell don't want to see that again.

"Listen up you fat burrito, I will and will always be the queen of insults now if you don't accept that, then why don't you take your crusty ass back to your room you broken headphones." Melissa said. Nora stared at her in shock.

"Well um..I um.." Nora started to think.

"Exactly what I thought you expired ape." Melissa said walking to us.

"Where the fuck is your trophy?" Yuki asked.

"Eh it'll get here in a few." Melissa responded.

"Lui water." Melissa said snapping her fingers. Lui ran up to her and poured water into her mouth.

"Thanks." She said kissing his cheek. He nodded.

"Wait y/n. When did you two get into a relationship?" Yuki asked finally noticing Jonathan's arm around my waist.

"Uh-" I started to say.

"On the way here!" Jonathan said. He kissed my cheek. I bit my bitten lip.

"Well..congratulations?" Yuki said confused.

"Let's go home!" Melissa said.

"I'm driving though." Lui stated.

"Fine." Melissa whined. That rhymed. That did too. I should consider being a poet.

"Thank goodness." I said. Jonathan laughed. And we drove back home.

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