You're A Prick

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You're a prick,

Who only seems to think with his dick.

Have some fucking respect,

Stop being a stereotype,

Think about the concept,

Before you take a swipe.

Life is not an episode of Made In Chelsea

So quit fucking that girl called Kelsey,

Was that her name, I wasn't paying attention

When you're boasting about being a heartbreaker

The only thing you are is a loser, a taker and a faker.

Not cool, dude

Talking shit only makes you rude,

You want to make girls cry because you've wept,

Been through shit which I can't rhyme

For it would be a crime

To share something personal that's not mine,

But you're still a prick.

Excuses, worn out, weathered excuses,

Used time after time to make you feel like the big man,

You've become what you hate,

Yeah, a user, mate.

I feel sorry for those girls under your spell,

All of you just buying into high school type drama for a cheap thrill,

When you really should be trying to excel,

At life, love and laughter. You know, stuff that's swell.

You're really ain't all that, you twat,

No-one really wants to deal with that drama,

This aint a Hollywood movie,

You're more bogus than Bogart,

Your Instagram pics scream pretention,

'yah yah look at uber cool need to share everything' is not a good look,

And your witty captions are so subtle I almost can't handle the tension,

Of not knowing what you mean when you quote a random book.

You're a prick,

And yeah, I'm taking the mick.

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