third wheel - jjk + pjm

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jungkook: hi

jimin: OMFG

jungkook: ?

jimin: IM ABOUT TO CRY

jungkook: wtf why

jimin: you texted me first :'''

jungkook: ...

jungkook: im leaving

jimin: NO

jimin: w88888

jimin: im adding you to a group chat rn

jungkook: im not going to socialise fam

jimin: tough luck ive added you ;)

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jungkook has entered the chat.

rapjoon: who tf is he

princessjin: DON'T BE RUDE HE'S PROBABLY JIMINS BF

jungkook: i am not jimins bf and never will be

_sugar: idk who you are but jimin talks about you a lot and he's probably crying rn

jungkook: k

rapjoon: damn boi

princessjin: stop pls

jungkook: im done

jungkook has left the chat.

jams: im back ::::)))))

jams: WTF WHY DID HE LEAVE AJHKIS

princessjin: your father was being a dick

rapjoon: I WASNT

jams: ))):

princessjin: pls don't

jams: ))))))):::::

_sugar: just add him back? you're all so dumb istg

jams: OHH YEAH

jams has added jungkook to the chat.

jams had changed jungkook's name to kookie.

princessjin: THATSSOCUTEOMG

rapjoon: your mother side is showing jinnie

kookie: ...

jams: KOOKIEEEEEE

kookie: what

jams: you're not excited :(

kookie: k

kookie: im never excited when it comes to you tho

jams: didnt seem like it when we planned the date ;)

kookie: STOP

kookie: fUCK YOU

kookie: IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS BORED OKAYYSGSHB

jams: oh

jams: so does that mean its off?

jams: it's fine if it is..

kookie: itsstilloniwasntseriousimjustshypls

jimin: what was that baby?~ ;)

kookie: it's.still.on

_sugar: guys this is on the group chat btw

princessjin: YOONGI DON'T INTERRUPT IT WAS CUTE

rapjoon: when you going to fuck?

princessjin: namjoon

princessjin: that's not-

kookie: jimin

jams: ?

kookie: i want to burn you in hell right now

jams: o

jams: y

kookie: THAT WAS ALL ON THE GROUP CHAT AND YOUR FRIENDS SAW IT USISISBSB

jams: it's only 3 people :(

hoEseok: rip notifications

hoEseok: btw im here too so that's 4

taetaetae: 5*

kookie: ...

jams: ...

princessjin: ...

rapjoon: ...

_sugar: ...

hoEseok: :D

taetaetae: :D

hoEseok: (='∀｀)⼃

taetaetae: \('∀｀=)

hoEseok: (='∀｀)人('∀｀=)

taetaetae: (='∀｀)人('∀｀=)

kookie: so jimin

kookie: you're telling me that 5 people, which i don't know, are aware of our date and that i really want to go on it with you?

jams: um

jams: yes..

kookie: well

kookie: excuse me while i go kms

kookie: so it's just them right?

jams: that you don't know, yes..

kookie: wdym that i 'dont know'?

jams: well you know who jackson, bambam, mingyu and wonwoo are right?

kookie: ...

kookie: yes...

jams: （ ; ; ）

kookie: HOW TF DO THEY KNOW

jams: itoldthem.

kookie: JIMIN

jams: im sorry i wAS HAPPY

kookie: OMFG OKAY

jams: IM SORRY

kookie: OKAY IM LEAVING THE GROUP CHAT NOW TEXT ME PRIVATELY FFS

jams: okay ):

kookie: ... i forgive you

jams: TYYY :)))

kookie: k bye chim and other ppl

_sugar: use protection

princessjin: take care my son-in-law

hoEseok: IDK YOU BUT BYE

taetaetae: bye bye bye :D

rapjoon: bye emo kid

jams: bye kookie~

kookie: :) fuckboy <3

jams: wAIT-

kookie has left the chat.

rapjoon: so

rapjoon: when you going to fuck?

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