jimin: hello kookie
jungkook: wot
jimin: im bored ;;
jungkook: gr8
jimin: TALK TO ME IM BORED
jungkook: don't you have that group chat?
jimin: well yee but they're all being stupid
jimin: hoseok and taehyung are sending memes, yoongi is complaining about his life and namjoon is flirting with seokjin
jungkook: damn
jungkook: your friends are lively af
jimin: but im bored bc they forgot about me :c
jungkook: can't you just talk with that yoongi guy? he's not talking with anyone
jimin: he keeps complaining about his life and i don't give a fuck ;;
jimin: why don't you just want to talk with me ;(
jungkook: it's only because im doing homework
jungkook: my grades are high and i want them to stay high
jimin: is that really why?
jimin: or am i just annoying to speak to ㅠㅠ
jungkook: nO
jungkook: tHATS NOT Y
jungkook: jimin pls it's bc of school~ • • '
jimin: okay
jungkook: ...
jungkook: just add me to the group chat then...
jimin: yES
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jimin has added kookie to the group chat
bigbam: :D I KNOW YOU
kookie: i don't
bigbam: jungkook im bambam :(
kookie: oh
kookie: nvm i do know you
princessjin: jimins boyfriend is back
rapjoon: hello son
kookie: im not your son and im not dating jimin
hoEseok: are you sure
taetaetae: it looks like you guys are dating though
_sugar: did you use condoms?
jimjams: yOONGI WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET CHILL BOI
missjackson: oh so you did end up talking to him?
mingew: i knew it
wonwow: you're such a match maker x
mingew: ;)
jimjams: ok stfu you cheesy ass couple ew
wonwow: salty bc your ass is single
mingew: not for long
mingew: jungkook
wonwow: wink wonk
kookie: i prefer jimins 'family' of friends
kookie: can they come back?
taetaetae: do you mean uS?¿??
kookie: yes
princessjin: mY SON IN LAW IS ACCEPTING US
hoEseok: fINALLY A NEW ADDITION
rapjoon: welcome my son
_sugar: ive got condoms in my drawer if you need them
kookie: wtf is wrong with you and condoms?
_sugar: i need you and jimin to be safe when you fuck
jimjams: yoongi pls get a life
_sugar: im just keeping you safe
princessjin: BAMBAM IS ON THIS CHAT HE'S TOO INNOCENT COVER YOUR EARS BAMBAM
missjackson: he's not that innocent anymore jin, that was two years ago
bigbam: :D
rapjoon: it's 4:00 am and im pretty sure we should probably go to sleep. yoongi you've got a job interview, hoseok and taehyung you guys have got a 'trip to the library' aka a date, seokjin has to plan a trip to meet his parents, im sleepy af, jimin and jungkook have college, and mingyu, wonwoo, jackson and bambam are prob gonna fuck so..
rapjoon: im out, dad mode off.
jimjams: that makes sense actually . bye friends. :')
/then everyone leaves the chat blah blah/
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third wheel - jjk + pjm
Fanfictionin which jimin is lonely and his friends decide to get him a new boyfriend, which just so happens to be jungkook, who is also single ; jikook
