So we had to stay after school for competition band practice... here's the POV from a clarinetist.
-Kat---
Step-in director: so this part is like you're talking to someone at a social get-together- let's say his name is Timmy- and he keeps talking about the same thing over and over. Like his warm soda was flat. And someone else comes in and you're like: "Tim- Timmy. Be quiet, Timmy."
Redhead: *leans in next to me* shut the fuck up Timmy
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Blonde clarinet: *looks back at me and the two Clair's next to me*
People: *dabbing*
Me: *mouths* help
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People next to me: KAS DAB ITS 4:20
Me: sighs
Me: *moves arm slightly in a dab*
Red: YOU'RE BECOMING LIT YES
Me: groans
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Red: "Timmy fuck off"
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Rose, Catty, (trumpet player), Catty's sister, Smol friend: RAISE A GLASS TO FREEEDOOOM *clanking sodas, AND CATTY's WATER, together*
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Angry Trumpet mom who's actually a guy™: wins pizza
Me: TRIES TO STEAL PIZZA
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Red: *makes punching motion* I punched Timmy
-IN CLARINET ROOM:
Smol friend, Blonde Clarinetist, Brunette Clarinetist: *slapping hands on wall divider to The Cup Song while singing it*
Me and Male Friend1: *humming it*
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Clarinet leader: You have to round your sound!! Go up the hill, *makes round line on board* don't jump up the hill and then FALL TO YOUR DEATH *draws VIOLENT UPWARD LINE and VIOLENT UPSIDE DOWN LINE*
-Bonus: REACTIONS:
-Gay Friend1: *whispers to Male Friend1* it's a rainbow
-New clarinet meme made
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Clarinet leader: You're too quiet! I want (Band director) say, "WOW, the clarinets are too loud! That sounds really good." The word of the day, *turns around to board* *writes down something and points to it* The word of the day is: AIR
*New clarinet meme made
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*an entire series of my self-consciously covering my stomach while I had to show off my dress to the fitters*
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*First clarinets bickering over half-note because (they held it out too long/you didn't hold it out long enough) *
Red: Wow, it's like mean girls but mean clarinets.
Entire room: *bursts out laughing*
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Me: *sits on table* *pulls stand closer to me* i dont want to stand up anymore
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More tomorrow, likely, as we have practice from ten to ... something. I can't remember.
Ciao, friendos.
-Kas
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