Teacher: talking about the Mongols
my class: "big daddy kill man"
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Teacher: How did the Bantu use their iron weapons to conquer?
my class: vague stabbing motions
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band director: slightly raises voice
me: i have witnessed death
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me: sniff sniff
me: smell that?
me:marching season approaches
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person: gosh i miss marching season
me: i do too
karma rubbing hands together: oh boy oh boy
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alto saxes: we love all our saxophone buddies
band director: either the altos or the tenors are playing too loud. if it's the altos ill have something to say about it since they never play loud when i want them to
alto saxes : tosses tenors under flaming bus
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me: breathes
perfect reed: chips
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