khnm oneshots

double date

HI I just wanted to let you know that I accidentally published this yesterday, when I wasn't even finished with it yet, then I unpublished. XD sorry for the inconvenience. lol

title: double date
pairing: igarashi x nanashima, mutsumi x shinomiya
word count: 1028
summary: Iga and Nana just can't do fancy dinners (but Mu and Shi can! sort of)
warnings: not really smut but like almost a smut? not an entire thing tho?

As the black car reached a screeching halt, Nanashima quickly swung open the door, screaming, and his boyfriend Igarashi followed.

"Shit. Shit. Shit!" Nana cursed. "We're so late!"

"It's okay, let's just go inside," Iga assured and put his arm around Nana, leading him inside the building. When they arrived inside, the boyfriends gasped in shock.

There were dozens of circular tables with white and golden table cloths, and platters of fancy, high class food. On the high ceilings hung multiple diamond chandeliers, that Nana feared would break and fall on him. The guests all wore classy tuxedos and polished suits, or expensive gowns and darling dresses.

"Well, we're screwed!" Nana hissed. He wore only a button-up shirt and jeans, far too casual for any sort of fancy restaurant. Iga wore a t-shirt and a jacket with pants. They obviously stuck out with the fancy crowd, a few snobby women rolled their eyes and some men pointed at them.

Nanashima's face grew red.

"Let's go to Mutsumi and Shinomiya," Iga whispered and pointed to a small table in the corner of the restaurant where Mu and Shi were chatting.

Nana nodded and they quickly maneuvered through the crowd, until they got to their two friends.

"Uh?" Shi questioned, "What are you guys wearing?"

"Shut up!" Nana hissed.

Iga rolled his eyes.

"Do you want to sit down?" Mu asked politely, smiling and gesturing to the two empty seats.

The two hesitantly sat down, looking extremely uncomfortable. They felt the entire restaurant's gaze on them, judging them with every move.

"I didn't know this was going to be such a fancy restaurant..." Nana grumbled, eyeing the people who were silently judging them.

"Well, they have good food," Shi replied whilst flipping through the menu.

"That's nice."

Nana suddenly felt a warm hand touch his thigh and his green eyes widened. He glared sharply at Iga, who only smirked and moved his hand farther toward somewhere. Nana was practically squirming in his seat. WHY DOES IGA ALWAYS DO THIS?

"Are you okay Nanashima-kun?" Mu asked, frowning slightly.

"Ah-ah-yeAH I'm f-fine..." Nana squeaked, his face hot. He felt Iga's long fingers poking against his bare skin underneath his shirt.

Shi looked mildly confused but said nothing, eating a piece of bread.

Nana shut his eyes and slapped his hand over his mouth to suppress a moan. His gaze met Iga's and he scowled at him, but his eyes pleaded angrily, stop!

The hand traveled down until it rested against there and Nana almost screamed.

"Hey! Uhm I'm sorry, can I-we use the bathroom? Where is it?" Nana questioned, his voice higher than usual.

"Uh, sure it's over there," Shi pointed across the restaurant, his eyes narrowed. He was very suspicious.

"Ok! Thanks..!" Nana responded nervously as him and Iga quickly left, nearly sprinting towards the bathroom.

Mu glanced at Shi and smiled.

"What do you think they're doing?"  Mu asked, clueless as ever.

Shi rolled his eyes, sipping his glass of water. He didn't know exactly, but Shi had a pretty good idea of what the two were doing. 

"Maybe they're..." Mu trailed off for a second, gazing mindlessly at the ceiling. He stopped, his eyes widened and let out a small "oh."

"Yeah." Shi replied, nodding and leaning back in his chair. He must have leaned too much, because his chair stood on its back legs before falling to the floor quickly, Shi dramatically toppling to the ground. He hit a waiter behind him, who yelped and dumped his tray of food onto one of the guests seated at the table across from them. The woman screamed and flipped her table backwards, it soaring through the air and landing onto several customers.

Silence...

"O-ow..." Shi muttered, and struggled to get up, Mu quickly rushing to his aid. He had fallen on his chair and bruised himself. The smaller boy rubbed his head and squinted, looking around the restaurant with a confused expression. The restaurant's usual snobby, sophisticated atmosphere had vanished, and it now looked like a horrible mess of a restaurant. The entire building was dead silent, he could only hear the quiet murmurs and distant, suggestive sounds coming from the direction of the bathroom. Shi internally rolled his eyes.

"Are you okay?" Mu questioned, taking Shi's hand and bringing it to his lips. HE'S SO AH~

Suddenly, realization hit Shi like a slap to the face. I caused all of this! I fell over and hit the waiter!

He groaned loudly and let himself lie back down, onto the filthy carpet. Mu picked him up carefully and quickly carried him out, running towards the bathroom before grimacing in remembrance of what was taking place there. He shook his head and briskly jogged out, giving the man at the door a small packet of money before exiting the building, Shi in his arms.

Mu walked all the way home, carrying his boyfriend, from the restaurant.

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"You went on a double date??" Serinuma gawked in astonishment the next day.

The four boys nodded reluctantly, still haunted by the memories of the night before.

"What happened?" Nishina questioned excitedly.

"Ah-uhm well..." Iga started, his face red. "Nana and I dressed in the wrong attire and everyone pretty much hated us... thenwefuckedinthebathroom."

Serinuma spit out her juice. "WHAT?"

"What?" Iga laughed nervously.

Shi rolled his eyes. "Then I tripped and caused a huge commotion in the restaurant. And we ditched Igarashi and Nanashima, leaving before the police arrived."

"Why do you always trip over everything?!" Nana complained.

"I don't know! Why do you always make out with Igarashi?!"

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND MUTSUMI HM? I DON'T THINK-"

*que the part of the episode when nana and shi argue for 45mins...*

a/n

this was a mess but i hope it was decent?