khnm oneshots

actor (5x7)

requested by @ojekhhell

title: actor
pairing: igarashi x nanashima
word count:
summary: Iga is a famous actor. Nana hates celebrities.
warnings: swearing

I hate lines.

I hate loudness.

I hate celebrities.

Nanashima scowled as he waited impatiently, with thousands of high-energy fans, just to see a few famous actors.

This is stupid! He thought bitterly, clawing his fingernails angrily into his jacket sleeve. They're just people. Spoiled, rich, pointless people. Why does everyone care so much?

Why is a celebrity-hating person like Nana at a meetup in a famous movie set? Well, his friend Serinuma desperately wanted to meet her idols from one of her favorite dramas, and an opportunity to meet the cast suddenly arose. She was looking forward to going with her girlfriend Nishina, but the girl turned out to fall ill and was unable to attend.

So, Serinuma begged Nanashima to attend with her, since inconveniently no one else was available to. He really didn't want to go. He would do anything to just stay home. But Nishina bribed him with video games and blackmailed him with a video of him and his younger sister dancing. He was practically forced to.

Now he was stuck in a dumb line, waiting to see stupid celebrities that made him want to puke.

"Next!" The security guard yelled, for what seemed like the millionth time. Nana rolled his eyes and checked his watch.

11:57

We were supposed to be inside two hours ago!

"Argh!" he groaned, beyond frustrated with himself for agreeing to do this. Serinuma smiled apologetically and gently pat his shoulder.

"Thank you for coming with me, Nanashima-kun! I know you didn't want to go, and I feel like I forced you to."

"It's fine," he grumbled, "Nishina is sick. Shinomiya and his boyfriend─Mutsumi was it?─ are busy probably fucking or something... I'm your only option."

Serinuma bit her lip and looked at him guiltily. "Thank you again," she mumbled.

"Hey," he smirked. "Don't let me rain on your parade. Have fun, you're meeting your celebrity-people."

Her ocean eyes widened and she smiled happily, nodding. "Right..!"

Nana gave her a small grin before quickly returning to his serious state again.

He noticed his phone alert that he received a text, and tapped on the message. It was from Shinomiya, sent about a minute ago.

1 New Message from: Shinomiya

Shinomiya: Where do you keep your lube?

"Are you kidd─fuck you," Nana murmured, rolling his eyes irritably, and chucked his phone into air. The device twirled upfor a moment, until falling gracefully into the crowd of crazy fans. Serinuma only gave him a weirded-out expression, barely used to his strange habits.

"Why did you just throw your phone?" she asked.

Nana just shrugged in response. He was done with his phone at the moment. He was allowed to buy a new one in a couple of months, so instead of dealing with his broken one now, he could just be patient. Not a good idea, considering Nanashima's impatience, but what could he do. The phone was already thrown.

"Hey! We're next!" Nana exclaimed as he noticed the eager fans in front of them quickly enter the building.

"Really?" exclaimed Serinuma, who danced around excitedly. He gave a quick nod as  the security guard motion them forward. The man lectured them for about five minutes about safety and staying calm before it was time to go in.