Chapter Three

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by Vaermina

by Vaermina

Josh wakes up, still in pain. He sees the newborn woman.

"Is that what came out of me?", Josh asks.

Perci replies, "Yes and it was a lot of work to get her out of you."

"I wonder how she fit in my head." The woman walks over to Josh and Perci.

She says, "Hello, my name is Vae."

Josh replies, "Oh look, she has a name. I was just brainstorming 'baby' names."

Perci says, "Welcome to Earth, Vae."

Vae smiles and says, "I've heard so much about earth, I'm so excited to be here."

Josh asks, "Perci, I don't know if you notice but I'm still naked and so is Vae. We kinda NEED clothes." Perci holds up his pointer finger and then walks into his bedroom. Around 7 minutes later, Perci leaves his bedroom holding a pile of clothing. He sets it down on the table, in front of the couch. Vae immediately picks out a long brownish fur dress and puts it on. Josh looks through the pile and finds a fur vest and pants. He puts them on.

Perci asks Vae, "So where are you from, other than Josh's forehead?"

Vae answers, "A dimension called Nekcihc (Neck-kick). I was running from my twin, well more like my darker side. There is a war going on between the dark and light sides of people. A major spell meant to bring world peace backfired and everyone literally split in half, becoming two people. The dark and the light didn't get along so my world was in ruins within a week. I saw a glowing purple portal that had opened up and ran though it. Apparently, that portal led to your forehead. You must be some sort of magical being."

Josh responds, "I don't know if I'm magical at all, I don't even remember how I ended up wandering the snow for weeks."

Perci says, "Josh, you are magical to me."

Josh blushes and says, "Aww, so are you Perci."

Vae says, "I believe that all three of us are magical." Perci sits down next to Josh and Vae, on the couch. Vae places her hand on Josh's forehead and closes her eyes. Josh's major headache goes away. Vae takes her hand off and rests it on her lap.

Josh says, "Oh my god, thanks Vae."

"You're welcome. I think your forehead is portal to my dimension." Perci goes to kiss Josh's forehead and Josh places his hand on Perci's forehead and gently pushes him away.

Josh says, "I'm not in the birthing mood, sorry." When Josh takes his hand off of Perci's forehead, Josh notices Perci's forehead glowing.

His eyes widen and says, "Oh shit." A woman leaps out of Perci's forehead.

Josh and Perci scream, "What the fuck?!" The woman is wearing a white dress and has a mop holstered to her hip.

"Hi, I clean things, in fact you can call me The Cleaning Lady. Oh god, this place is filthy, how the hell can you even live here?", She says.

Vae says, "I remember you. You are a dark side."

"Listen lady, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about." The Cleaning Lady grips her mop and stares menacingly at Vae. Vae cowers in fear. The cleaning lady equips her mop and begins cleaning the cottage. Josh and Perci look into eachother's eyes with confusion.