The Joshifrax Chronicles

Chapter Seven

Josh wakes up.  He looks at Phoebe with anger. He's tired of this shit.

He says, "Why does this keep happening?"

"I don't know, I literally ran into a purple portal. I'm Phoebe by the way. Nice to meet you.", Phoebe says. Josh high fives Phoebe.

"I guess I'll just have to get used to it." Josh replies. Perci hugs Josh.
"Its going to be okay, love.", Perci says to Josh. They hear a weird pecking noise on the front door. Vae's eyes widen and she walks over to the door. She opens it to find a chicken looking up at her. She starts petting it and poofs.
"Whoa! What have you've done to Vae?!", Josh yells. The chicken clucks at him. It then walks inside and the door shuts.
"Oh god!", Jeff shouts and starts backing away. The Cleaning Lady arms herself with her mop and looks threatening with it. Perci steps in front of Josh to protect him. Phoebe walks towards the chicken.
"Hello there evil chicken.", Phoebe says. Phoebe curiously touches the chicken and poofs.
"Are they gone forever?", Perci asks.
"There's only one way to find out.", The Cleaning Lady says. Perci, Josh, Jeff, The Cleaning Lady all huddle in a circle and put their hands together.
"All at once, we shall touch the chicken!", They all shout at once. They then all touch the chicken all at once and poof.
"Why do I feel so slimy?", Josh says. Screaming is heard. Vae breaks out and realizes that everyone is trapped in giant eggs. She proceeds to break all of her friends out of their eggs.
"Oh god, not the chicken dimension!", The Cleaning Lady yells. Chickens are everywhere.
"You know about this place?", Phoebe asks.
"Yes, I've been here many times. I quite enjoy chickens.", The Cleaning Lady responds and winks.
"Whats that thing on your head?", Jeffrey questions Josh. There is a medium sized egg on Josh's head. Vae laughs and pries the egg off of Josh's forehead. Vae delicately opens the egg to find a baby. It starts crying.
"Where am I?!", The baby screams.
"Waow, its a speaking baby.", Josh says, smiling.
"Of course I can speak! Who do you think you are?! I'm your ruler Vince! Put me down!", The baby shouts. Vae puts Vince on the ground. Vince begins to float. A scepter and a crown appear on him.
"I've heard about you, you are that corrupt ruler from Oan that turned the entire dimension into a mall!", The Cleaning Lady yells. Vince starts wacking her head with his scepter.
"Ow, you filthy baby! Stop!", The Cleaning Lady screams. The baby stops.
"Fine! You are no fun!", Vince says. The Cleaning Lady begins cleaning everyone.
"Okay lets each grab a chicken and get out of here.", The Cleaning Lady orders. They each grab a chicken.
"Okay huddle up!", The Cleaning Lady orders again. Everyone huddles up. The baby is a little reluctant. The Cleaning Lady raises her mop.
"Bleep bloop bop, to Oan we mop!", The Cleaning Lady chants loudly. They poof.