Chapter Two

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by Vaermina

by Vaermina

Perci smiles and says, "I'm getting tired. You should get some rest. I'm off to bed." Josh forces his eyes shut and falls asleep. Perci stands there for a while admiring the sleeping Josh. He then heads to bed and falls asleep. The next day, Josh awoke to a smiling Perci watching him. Josh had a major headache.

"Ow ow ow! My head is about to explode!" Josh screams. Perci panics and gets closer to Josh. He examines Josh's head. Josh's head was beet red and started to make a noise. Perci placed his hand on Josh's forehead and it felt squishy. Perci kissed Josh's forehead. His lips then felt really wet and he noticed that there was a hole the shape of a line on Josh's forehead. Perci's eyes widened.

"Oh my god", Perci exclaims.

Josh asks, "What?" Perci watches something flesh colored begins to protrude from Josh's forehead. He hears it cry out. Perci's mouth opens but he is so shocked that he couldn't utter a word. Perci opens and closes his eyes about 7 times.

"Uh Josh?", Perci says.

Josh replies, "What?" "I think you are.... giving birth.... from your forehead."

"What the?!"

"I'm going to try and help"

"Okay Perci" Perci then grips ahold of the thing and lightly tugs on it. He realizes that its a foot, an adult sized foot.

"What the hell?" Perci thinks. He continues to pull on it. Eventually after about 15 minutes, he's at the thing's torso. The body is slimy and feminine. He wonders how she fit inside of Josh's head. Josh already lost consciousness by this point from the pain. After another 15 minutes, the woman is completely pulled out from Josh's forehead. She is slimy and naked and has a cord attached to her belly button that is also connected to Josh's forehead. She's wailing and flapping her arms.

"Oh my god", he thought.

Perci attempts to calm the woman by singing to her, "One day the 7 chicken dinners will unite, ruling the world for eternity, there will be roasted fig cocktails for everyone, the almighty cow will be striked down." It appears to calm her. He then carefully slices the umbilical cord connecting both of them. Perci runs out side and grabs snow. He lays it on Josh's head, hoping to soothe his ache. The woman stands up and stares at Perci.

She says in a little girl voice, "Daddy."

Perci thinks to himself, "Am I really the father? But we didn't even get intimate. Then again I did kiss his forehead last night. Oh my god? Where will she stay here? This is all so sudden."