The Joshifrax Chronicles

Chapter Ten

The Cleaning Lady spots a large tree.

"Look away guys, I'm cleaning my body.", The Cleaning Lady tells the group and goes behind the tree. The group looks away. 

"What should we do?", Perci asks.

"I think I see a night club over there.", Vae replies and points.

"But isn't it day?", Videm asks.

"Waow Videm, I think its a day club as well, I can hear loud music.", Vae replies. The Cleaning Lady comes out from behind the tree.

"Sounds great, Vae. Let's get going. I think that guy over there saw me cleaning.", The Cleaning Lady says. 'That guy' looks at The Cleaning Lady and winks with his tongue out. The Cleaning Lady's eyes widen. They arrive at the club and see a large sign that reads "The Magna". They go inside. They see two identical guys djing next to each other. There are at least 100 people inside.

"This is DJ Magna here with the freshest beats of today.", The loud speaker says. On the speaker, they hear a yawn accompanied by it. The 9 of them begin dancing. A guy that looks like Jeffrey walks over to them. He's wearing black shorts, fishnet tights, and a black vest.

"Hey, I'm Frey. Are you looking for a good time?", The guy says. Everyone tries not to laugh. Jeffrey cringes.

"Sorry but what the fuck do you think you're doing?", Jeffrey says. Frey notices Jeffrey.

"Excuse me? I'm the best in town!", Frey says. They look at each other like they're about to fight. Phoebe widens her eyes. Jhos cowers. Perci puts his arms in between them, try to diffuse the situation.

"I can't believe my dark side is a hooker!", Jeffrey yells. Frey moves closer to Jeff.

"Get your herpes away from me!", Jeffrey yells, punching Frey. Percifrax grabs Jeff and pulls him away. Frey walks towards Jeff. The Cleaning Lady reluctantly restrains Frey, trying not to think of what liquids could be on him.

"I don't have herpes!", Frey yells. Security guards show up and start handcuffing the group.

"I've done nothing wrong!", Josh yells.

"Why me?", Vae says, crying.

"Shh, it's going to be okay.", Videm says to Vae via mind.

"This is unfair!", Frey yells.

"Says you!", Jeffrey yells. The 10 of them are put into a jail cell. Jeff and Frey give each other the silent treatment. They see someone that looks like Phoebe, in the cell next to them. He looks passed out and there's vomit on the floor.

"Oh god, is that my dark side?", Phoebe says.

"I think it is.", Vince says.

"Hey you!", Vince yells at Phoebe's dark side.

"Huh? What?", She lazily says, slowly getting up. His hair is messed up and apart of it is wet.

"Hello.", Phoebe says.

"Haha, you look just like me.", Phoebe's dark side says.

"Nice to meet you.", Phoebe says.

"Hi, I'm Bephoe.", Phoebe's dark side says.

"Nice name.", Vae says.

"Nice, now how do we get out of here?", Jhos says. Vae and Videm look at each other. They knew what to do. Vae and Videm touch shoulders again. They look at the cell door and it springs open and off it's hinges.

"Damnn. Now what about the handcuffs?", Vince says.

"Boi!", Videm yells. The duo look at Vince's hands and disintegrate the handcuffs.

"Whoa!", Vince yells. Vince helps everyone out of their handcuffs. They break Bephoe out of his cell and Jeffrey carries him.

"I'm out of here!", Frey says, leaving.

"You're one of us now!", Perci yells. Frey turns around and shrugs. He then reluctantly joins the group. Josh goes to the jail door and opens it. He sees one of the DJs from earlier sitting on the stairs to the stage. Magna looks at the group and grabs his phone. The Cleaning Lady runs over and rips the phone out of his hand. She spots a nearby paper bag and puts it over his head.

"No witnesses.", The Cleaning Lady quietly says. She handcuffs Magna and puts a clean rolled up sock in his mouth. They lead him out of the club.