The Joshifrax Chronicles

Chapter Five

Perci looks at Josh and leans in. Josh leans in as well. Their lips touch. The Cleaning Lady watches with anticipation. They begin passionately making out. She drops her mop and covers her mouth with her hand.

She thinks to herself, "Ooo, this is juicy." They go back to Perci's room. She puts her hand on the counter and wonders what'll happen next. She sits down next to Vae on the couch.

"Hey Vae, whats up?", The Cleaning Lady says. Moans are heard coming from Perci's bedroom.

"Just sitting on the couch." Vae replies.

"Want to go for a walk?", The Cleaning Lady asks. Vae nods. They quickly leave the cottage. They can still hear the moans. They walk into the forest and each sit on a big rock. They spot some tasty looking berries and get up. They begin picking berries. Around an hour later, they come back to the cottage with the berries. They hear screaming. The Cleaning Lady and Vae slowly walk to Perci's door.

They hear, "Who the fuck are you?! Why do you have to ruin the moment?! WE were having a moment!" It sounded like Perci. Vae opens the door. Josh, Perci, and an unknown man are naked.

"Whats going on?!", The Cleaning Lady shouts. They look at her embarrassed. Josh and Perci try to get dressed as fast as they can. Perci throws some clothes at the unknown man. He gets dressed and runs out of the room crying. He bolts for the door but Vae holds it shut.

"Why won't you let me leave?! You guys don't want me anyways!", He shouts through tears. Vae hugs him. The Cleaning Lady joins the hug.

"Its going to be okay. Whats your name?" Vae asks.

"Jeffrey, my name is Jeffrey." He says. Vae and The Cleaning Lady bring him to the couch and sit by him. Josh and Perci leave the bedroom and stare at Jeff.

"Its not his fault!", Vae shouts, standing up.

"You didn't treat me like this, when I was born! Respect him or else!" Vae yells at them. Their eyes widen and they slowly walk backwards, frightened. Vae sits back down on the couch.

"We're sorry, okay! We just didn't expect me to birth again, when we were finally going to have OUR moment!", Josh shouts as he breaks down in tears. Perci hugs Josh tightly.

"Its going to be okay, my honey bunches of oats.", Perci says to Josh. Perci gives Josh a light peck on the lips.

"I think we should all just go to bed and talk this over in the morning.", The Cleaning Lady says. Everyone nods. Josh and Perci goes to their room. Vae and The Cleaning Lady let Jeffrey have the couch and sleep on the rug by the couch.