Just another shipping book. Request a ship from Zelda, Pokemon, Undertale, Gravity Falls, or some anime.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN OR CLAIM TO OWN ANY OF THESE FRANCHISES OR ANY MEDIA. EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER(S).
The picture might not count as a shipping picture but it's funny.
Woah, woah, woah. I know what thinking: "But LZD, you already did Alphyne and Undyrus! Y?!?!?!?!?!?" Well, I just wanted to restate my opinions better. I feel like my first versions were not standard. As Papyrus says, "I am a skeleton with high standards!" I am a nerd with medium standards. With that, let's go.
So, Alphyne...
I like this ship, but not in a romantic way. I see them as friends. I suppose you could call this a BROTP. Again, I like it, not sexually, but as a friendly way.
I do not ship them romantically. As you know, I do not prefer gay ship. Also, there isn't much evidence. Now, I can hear you typing, "BUT LZD, THE KISS!!!" I know, Undyne kissed Alphys... ON THE CHEEK! If it was a kiss on the lips, it would be different. I feel like people often forget that it was only on the cheek. Parents kiss their children on the cheeks all the time, and are they shipped together?! I hope not.
It's like the opposite of Anti-Amourshippers. "Oh, they kissed on the lips. No big deal, it's not canon or anything." And then they see the Alphyne kiss, "OMG IT'S CANON!!! IT'S OUT OF THE BLUE, AND IT'S ONLY THE CHEEK, BUT IT IS CANON!!!!!" It feels like this ship is shoved down people's throats. So much so, that people ship it so they aren't harassed for being an Undyrus shipper. The things the fanboys do is just mean. It feels like people think a kiss on the lips is no deal, but a kiss on the cheek is your mate for life. Enough of my rambling. Lets get to the score.
Final Verdict: 7 out of 10 (sexually)/ 10 out of 10 (friendly). I like them as friends, but not as lovers. AND IT IS JUST THE CHEEK PEOPLE!!
Now, Undyrus.
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Again, not technically a shipping picture, but it's good. I think it is a reference to something, but I'm not sure what it is a reference to.
So, Undyrus...
You guys already know how I feel about this ship.
I FREAKING LOVE IT! Everything about this ship is great! Papyrus' and Undyne's personalities fit together so well, especially in Underswap. They both care so much for each other, so this ship just makes total sense.
It is NOT one-sided at all, like most Alphyne shippers say it is. If anything, Undyne shows more subtle hints then Papyrus does. Papyrus practically worships Undyne. Undyne deeply cares about Papyrus. He let's him train for free to be in the royal guard. However, she does not want him in the royal guard because she wants to protect him. If that isn't a huge indicator, I don't know what is. They rely on each other all the time. They also spend almost all of their time together, too. In a pacifist run, when Undyne's house burns down, who does she stay with? Does she stay with Alphys, her "soul mate"? NOPE! She went to Papyrus' place. Also, if you kill Papyrus in a neutral run, Undyne states angrily, "Papyrus hasn't been answering my calls.... He ALWAYS picks up the phone. What did you do to him? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" This passage really shows how much Undyne cares for him. There are many other reasons why I ship them. They talk about each other all the time, they don't have that much interaction with any other character (besides Frisk), and this ship is just so cute!
Now, there is one thing that sucks about this ship: all the hate on it. So many Alphyne shippers bully us. The radical shippers are the ones who believe that Undyrus shippers just went like, "UH. Undyne can't be shipped with a girl! Uh, who do I pick to ship Undyne with? UHHHHHHH? *scrolls done a list of the male characters in undertale* *points to Papyrus* There! Now Undyne can't be a lesbian!" If you think that's what we did, you are wrong. We don't ship this because we hate Lesbians. We ship it because of the facts that I have presented to you. Why do some of you think it is Lesbophobic?
I think this ship should be more popular. The only reason it is not is because of the kiss THAT WAS ON THE FREAKING CHEEK! If the kiss wasn't shoehorned into the game, Undyrus would be one of the most popular ships in the game. But since the kiss was there, it has been cast into the shadows of Alphyne and Papyton.
Did you enjoy my mini rant? Please don't kill me. So, to wrap it up, I love this ship!
Final Verdict: 10 out of 10. I love it so much. Should be more popular, but it has been belittled because of a kiss THAT WAS ON THE CHEEK!!! WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? COME ON, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
