Musings and Messages

Disney logic

Full grown 'wise' merman:
I love my daughter more than anything! How can I protect her and stop her from this obsession with leaving?
You crab. Get over here.

Someone disturbed my brooding in my secluded castle in the isolated woods. She could save me from this awful curse I could finally find love....I'm gonna lock you up.

I'm a wealthy French citizen, single, and about to die. I have four cats and a butler who's always served me loyally and politely. Who to give my inheritance to.... get over here cats you babies!

Not Disney but still good

I just woke up from a coma, lost a leg, don't know how to walk on my prothetic leg, LETS RIDE, TOOTHLESS!!

A stranger just handed me an apple! That's not suspicious, creepy or
Worrisome what so ever. STRANGERS ARE JUST FRIENDS YOU HAVEN'T MET!

Hey I just met this guy today. MARRY ME- said every Disney princess ever -_- ( I'm probably gonna get chewed out, exaggerating people's!)

Also not Disney,

Hey we've avoided this kid for 300 years and haven't cared about ANYTHING HE DOES OR HAS HAD DONE TO HIM. Let's ask him to join our gang!

We've invaded the homeland of natives, said their savages, tried to kill them. Man we have no respect for them. *girl goes and saves a dudes life* we suck. ( also not trying to insult anyone!! I'm sorry!)

I wasn't invited? You'll rue the day you didn't invite me!! I'll curse your baby to hurt her finger!

Psssh I'm gonna take 'tomboy' to the next level!! CHINESE ARMY HERE I COME *utterly fails at being a boy*
Mushu I blame you.

Imma gonna name my daughter after the ocean and not let her anywhere near it!

I hope you liked it! I know it's short and I was kinda biased... don't get me wrong I absolutely love Disney! I just love to make fun of it ;3 I also left out important parts so sorry :/