hey guys! this is just gonna be really weird conversations i have with my friend. some funny some just absolutely CRAZY. so if you cannot handle extreme levels of insanity, for your own safety, skip this chapter.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
~~~~friend and i at lunch duty~~~~
friend: ugh i hate the little line of dust you can never get
me: I KNOW RIGHT
friend: EXACTLY you can never get it up unless your a black hole and you suck up everything
*silence for a second*
both of us: SO THAT'S HOW THE VACUUM CLEANER WAS INVENTED
both of us: HAMILTON WAR
friend: you better hope that you can STAY ALIVE in this battle
me: whadda mean? i'm not HELPLESS
friend: and i'm not SATISFIED yet
me: your gonna get BURNed
friend: no i'm not, you know why? because i'm NONSTOP
me: i hope your not or im going to have to TAKE A BREAK
friend: thats because your AARON BUR SIR
friend: im winning this CABINET BATTLE
friend:CONGRATULATIONS you just lost!
me: ...yeah i did i can't think of any more
*over text*
friend: what should i name my two plants
me: Phillis and Larry
friend: i have three plants named Fredrick, Phillis and Larry
*over text*
(we had just been talking about our favorite books and how my book was in the living room and i didn't want to go and get it)
friend:why don't you get up and get it?
me; the blankets are on me
friend; then ask one of your slav-i mean-siblings to go and grab it
me:i did it!i solved the cold feet problem
friend; how?
me: hotties in my sockies
friend:whats a hottie
me:you stick it gloves to keep your hands warm or in my case, socks >:)
friend: .... it looks to big to fit in a sock
me; wait.... hold up... DID IT
friend....
me: lt the blanket apocalypse begin!!!
friend; ...I WILL JOIN YOU
me:*hands blanket* join me in the road to insanity
friend*grabs blanket* we will take over the world!!! DIBS ON JAPAN
me: wut!?!? no fair i get England!!
friend:...........fine
me: and Canada
friend; .......fine. I GET ITALY
me:....FRANCE
friend: XD were insane
me:one way trip to the asylum
friend: we'll escape!
me:TOGETHER
*background music* thattsss what friendsss are forrrrr
i hope you liked it! it gives you a tiny glimpse at how crazy i am with my best friend. XD we bring out the weirdness in each other!
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