weird conversations

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hey guys! this is just gonna be really weird conversations i have with my friend. some funny some just absolutely CRAZY. so if you cannot handle extreme levels of insanity, for your own safety, skip this chapter.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

~~~~friend and i at lunch duty~~~~

friend: ugh i hate the little line of dust you can never get

me: I KNOW RIGHT

friend: EXACTLY you can never get it up unless your a black hole and you suck up everything

*silence for a second*

both of us: SO THAT'S HOW THE VACUUM CLEANER WAS INVENTED


both of us: HAMILTON WAR

friend: you better hope that you can STAY ALIVE in this battle

me: whadda mean? i'm not HELPLESS

friend: and i'm not SATISFIED yet

me: your gonna get BURNed 

friend: no i'm not, you know why? because i'm NONSTOP

me: i hope your not or im going to have to TAKE A BREAK

friend: thats because your AARON BUR SIR 

friend: im winning this CABINET BATTLE

friend:CONGRATULATIONS you just lost!

me: ...yeah i did i can't think of any more


*over text* 

friend: what should i name my two plants

me: Phillis and Larry

friend: i have three plants named Fredrick, Phillis and Larry


*over text*

(we had just been talking about our favorite books and how my book was in the living room and i didn't want to go and get it)

friend:why don't you get up and get it?
me; the blankets are on me

friend; then ask one of your slav-i mean-siblings to go and grab it

me:i did it!i solved the cold feet problem

friend; how?

me: hotties in my sockies

friend:whats a hottie

me:you stick it gloves to keep your hands warm or in my case, socks >:)

friend: .... it looks to big to fit in a sock

me; wait.... hold up... DID IT

friend....

me: lt the blanket apocalypse begin!!!

friend; ...I WILL JOIN YOU

me:*hands blanket* join me in the road to insanity

friend*grabs blanket* we will take over the world!!! DIBS ON JAPAN

me: wut!?!? no fair i get England!!

friend:...........fine

me: and Canada

friend; .......fine. I GET ITALY

me:....FRANCE

friend: XD were insane

me:one way trip to the asylum

friend: we'll escape!

me:TOGETHER

*background music* thattsss what friendsss are forrrrr


i hope you liked it! it gives you a tiny glimpse at how crazy i am with my best friend. XD we bring out the weirdness in each other!


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