Lawliet X reader one-shots (Death Note) [COMPLETED]

Where?

"Hey (y/n)?"

"Yeah"

You looked over at L on the other side of the room as he typed.

"You were given the talk right?" He asked.

"Yeah why?" You replied.

"Is it wired I never did?"

"Yes, where were you the day wammy's kids got the talk?"

"I believe I was working on an important case that day... so I had to figure most things out by myself" he said.

"Where is this going?" You asked.

"What I'm trying to say, is I understand puberty but there is something I don't understand"

"What?"

"How are babies made?"

You froze. Did he actually just ask that?

"And they call you a genius..." you said, staring at him in shock.

"I was preventing a death that day (y/n)" he said.

"Yeah, yeah I get it. But why are you asking me?"

"Because I'm not about to ask the taskforce, I've known you longer than anyone here"

"Why don't you look it up?" You asked, trying to avoid the question.

"I don't trust the internet" he replied.

"There's books on this you know"

"Yes but it's awkward to buy one, even for me"

"Can't argue with you there..."

"Well... how are they?"

There was no way to avoid this. No way at all. He knew all the excuses and could tell when you were lying. There was only one thing you could do...

"THE DAD FUCKS THE MUM"

You sat there in silence, staring at L who had a horrified look in his face.

"...and I thought those scenes in movies were just for people's pleasure...