Ways to Know if You are Obsessed with Harry Potter

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Sure fire ways to know you're obsessed with Harry Potter... (I bolded the ones that are like me)

1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house

2) Hedwig's Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod

3) People who wear circular black glasses catch your attention

4) You own all of the books

5) You own all of the movies

6) You own all of the video games, even if you don't play video games

7) When you look onto your computer screen, there's Luna with her Spectrespecs on, staring back at you

8) You tend to daydream with the characters, in adventures where you're a Hogwarts student

9) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter guys or girls

10) You once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning trying to finish a part in one of the books, and eventually fell asleep with your book

11) You have fallen asleep reading your Harry Potter book to all hours of the night more than once

12) You nearly pass out if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it

13) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts

14) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, refusing to believe you're a Hufflepuff

15) People with messy black hair and green eyes catch your attention, too

16) Every time you see a toad, you think, 'Trevor!'

17) You tend to look at people and make comparisons to characters in the books because of their appearance

18) You have nicknamed at least one of your teachers Snape, to yourself, because of how much hate boils inside of you at the sight of them

19) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions!

20) When you watch sports you think of Quidditch

21) When you get dressed, you think, 'Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!' (Or anyone else)

22) You have, at least once, come running into the streets shouting 'Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!'

23) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink.

24) Your life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling's autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it

25) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles

26) You refer to doctors as Healers

27) Every time you see plants you think of Neville

28) You tend to run and scream for your life every time you see a bald guy who looks suspiciously like Voldemort (Yes, Tom Riddle himself!)

29) You wonder if your dentists are Hermione's parents

30) When you see a dying plant, you think, 'Neville would be ashamed!'

31) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books

32) You get upset when they change things in the movies

33) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise

34) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hogwarts any day now

35) When you can't find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, 'Accio Book!'

36) You wish that your school bus would one day take you to Hogwarts

37) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, 'Avada Kedavra.'

38) The last name Potter catches your attention.

39) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they're reading a Harry Potter book.

40) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books. They stare.

41) You find yourself begging your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they're too lazy or 'too busy' to read the books

42) After one of the movies end, and your family is begging for you to tell them what happens next, you tell them your lips are sealed and they'll never find out unless they read the books or wait for the next movie to come out in a year and a half

43) You plan to start a Potter fan army!!

44) Every time you see an owl, you look for a letter or package it might be carrying with it

45) When you're the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a sweeping broom screaming, '10 points for Gryffindor! Take that Slytherins!'

46) You copy and paste this onto your profile, then write down this entire list in a notebook.

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