Funny Parts

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[Will stoops down with the key to open the chest]

JACK SPARROW
Oy! What're you doing?

WILL TURNER
I'm gonna kill Jones.

[Jack draws his sword, points it at Will]

JACK SPARROW
Can't let you do that, William. 'Cause
if Jones is dead, who's to call his
terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now.
If you please: The key.

[Will backs up slowly, then suddenly draws Elizabeth's sword,
points it at Jack]

WILL TURNER
I keep the promises I make, Jack. I
intend to free my father. I hope you're
here to see it.

[Norrington draws his sword, points it at Will]

NORRINGTON
I can't let you do that, either. So
sorry.

JACK SPARROW
I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.


[Norrington points his sword at Jack]

NORRINGTON
Lord Beckett desires the contents of
that chest. I deliver it, and get my
life back.

JACK SPARROW
Ah. The dark side of ambition.

NORRINGTON
Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise
of redemption.

ELIZABETH SWANN
Stop it!

Be careful!

[various dueling interjections]

ELIZABETH SWANN
Jack!

WILL TURNER
Guard the chest!

[duel halts for a second]

ELIZABETH SWANN
*No*!

[duel resumes]

ELIZABETH SWANN
This is bar-*baric*! This is *no* way
for grown men to settle - ! Oh! Fine!
Let's just - *pull* out our swords and
start *banging* away at each other!
*This will solve everything!* I've had
it! I've had enough! Wobbly-legged,
rum-soaked... *pirates*!

[Elizabeth throws a rock at the duelists, but the rock goes far
to the left of them]

PINTEL
How'd this go all screwy?

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