Requested by @ILoveKillianJones
Killian's POV
I was on the Jolly Rodger minding my own business when a drunken Swan showed up on my ship.
"Killian! Hey!!!" She yells at me.
"Swan you have been drinking." I say.
"Yeah so. I love you!" She yells and kisses me.
"You taste like alcohol." I say.
"I love you. Hey did you know you were fat and old in the wish realm." She says.
"Okay we need get you to bed." I say.
"But I love you." She says.
"Yeah I love you too. Lets get you to bed love." I say.
I walked her to the bed and once I placed her down on the bed she pasted out. She is so cute when she sleeps I just hope that wish world me never comes to past because Im to devilishly handsome.